Porn:  What's the deal with scenes where the girl has great boobs, and she never takes off her top or bra?  If she's got great tits, let's see 'em!  Or else she has a great set, and the majority of the scene is a doggie with her face (and boobs) down on the bed.  

Non-Porn:  I fucking hate going into a men's room and finding that narrow TP without perforations... How cheap can you get?  I want to start a grass-roots campaign here on TER - Every time you encounter one of those dispensers, use 4 times as much paper as you need.  Eventually the bean-counters will figure out it's costing them more, and they'll go back to the regular-width, perforated toilet paper!

Yeah, and the shot of the dick going in and out of the pussy for way too long. Great directors give you the best angles, and they emphasize the best features of all the performers. More porn folks should get with the program.

My paper of choice is quilted Charmin. Always have some with you...just in case. Tiny Tim (remember him?) always used Baby Wipes instead of toilet paper. And also changed underwear after every dump.

Porn:  I HATE when they leave the woman's panties on and have sex by pulling the material to the side so he can enter her. C'mon! If I wanted to see panties I'd just browse the Victoria Secret catalog. Take'm off!!!

Non-Porn: Pin-striping on cars, especially the ones over $30K. What the heck is that? Cars are designed to look good without the pin-striping. It always messes up the car's lines and look horrible years later. Please people, just say no to pin-striping!

Tiny Tim was a head of his time. I use the wet wipes now.

My current car I didn't get pin striped even though it was thrown in for free, the painted on type.

I notice when I look at the side of a car with pinstripes my eyes are drawn to the pinstripes instead of the overall beauty of the car.

They are generally too small, within the boundary layer, and not inclined to give any down force. If they did give signicant down force they would add so much drag that you wouldn't want to pay the gas bill. Do the idiots who add these things think they can make the rest of us think they are driving a Formula 1 car?

I think Porsche has one that does work (and only deploys at high speed where aerodynamic forces matter).

Mine works!  I have a functional air dam as well.....the air dam goes down over 50mph and the spoiler pops up!  You can't really feel the difference too much under 100....but over that it's GREAT!  

But I agree with you on all of these idiots putting on 'big spoilers', especially considering that their cars can't reach speeds high enough to make them effective nor can they corner at high enough speeds to make them effective. lol

Porn Rant: Gotta agree with eddie.....if the girl has great tits.....let's see them!

...with both of your "rants".

Of course, on the TP it doesn't seem to matter anymore whether it has performations or not, it always seems to want to rip (or shred) lengthwise anyway. Very annoying!

Best regards,
Speed Racer