I am sad to report that none of the visiting ladies I offered erotic massages to (with happy ending) accepted my offer.
Heck, I was even willing to go "halfsies" on the massage oil.
Because I understand these rough economic times may have an affect on these types of decisions, I am willing to ramp it up a bit and am now offering to pay for ALL the oil as well as provide fresh (as far as you know)towels afterward. What more can one do?
..I'll have my nose pressed up against every pornstar ass I see until I get thrown out. My personal best is 46 minutes before security tackled me near the Bang Bros booth last year. Also, got in with a counterfeit ticket made from a Bud Light 12 pack carton flap.....
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