Walk up to her at AVN or any other show she appears at, hand her your business card with your cell phone number and the message "$8,000 for one hour. Please!"
I wish it would be that easy! 8 grant would be above my paygrade, but one or two?! What the hell, you only live once!
I would believe that she would think that I am a weirdo ax murderer or a cop trying to save America's moral core from sex; since, as we all know, sex is the reason for everything evil EVER!
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