a comedy I think the movie is actually a good metaphor to teach lessons on how to live in today's political environment. These lessons are:

(1) Cardio. Do your cardio, run, walk, get off your butts. If everyone did cardio, obesity would not be a problem and all other ailments associated with being fat like heart attacks, diabetes etc. We would not need to go to doctors and we could reduce health care costs. Health care problem solved.

(2) Thank God for Rednecks. This means have your weapons. No one messes with men with guns. They are really useful for hunting for food and if you got to blow the head off a Zombie. In Zombieland, even liberals become 2nd admendment defenders.

(3) In Zombieland only the paranoid will survive. You always got to be on your toes, especially with hot babes who want to take your guns and truck. Don't be a wuss.

(4) Enjoy the little things. Living in Zombieland can be tough. You can't take everything so seriously or else it's going to stress you out. Are you listening Elvis? Lighten up and enjoy a twinkie.

I am sure there other lessons I missed, but I don't want to tell the whole story of the movie for those who haven't seen it. Remember to vote and thank a pretty girl for making you smile.


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...secret messages through your tinfoil hat?