Lots of the following:  chips w/salsa and cheese/bean dip.  Also, lots of beer and slim jims.  Top everything off w/a glass of milk and ice cream w/chocolate sauce and some real good coffee.  [sidebar]  continue to drink lots of beer throughout. Also, eat until very full and uncomfortable.

During the debate when your candidates opponent says something and your bodily functions give you the ability, you can say:  "This is what I think of that" and then----faaaaAAART.

Disclaimer--It is recommended that you do not do this if you are a guest at someone's place.  You may be told to leave. Also, as a host, you may have an empty place after your fart articulation; especially if you have mixed company---almost a guarantee.

However, this technique is VERY effective in affecting people if  you have a captive audience and you are the top dog.  This is a very effective way of instilling political science/geopolitics lessons on say----your kids and wife.  

Debate Watching Yummy Treats!

I have a few of my best gal pals coming over for a debate watching orgy! The snack items on our list:
1. Hot Chocolate
2. Licorice Strips
3. Vanilla Frozen Yogurt
4. M and M's
5. Caramel Popcorn

I guess we are basically turning this event into a Friday night debate slumber party..should be a blast!
--Sitara Devi

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just a little pre-debate humor there.