You are multi-talented because possess the same repugnant qualities and are of the same ill character as......... in no particular order

me in anyway?  
Is that a good thing?  
I like him, but I like everybody.

1) Always add the word "boy" to the handle of your betters. No matter how stupid it looks.
2) If possible, do a lame play on words with the handle of your betters.
3) Then refer to them with some ancient taunt like a "scupper trout." Or a "guttersnipe." Proving your vocabulary stopped growing during Elizabethan times. Elizabeth the First, that is.
4) When anyone taunts you for re-using a word over and over again, scurry off to The Urban Dictionary for a colorful taunt you are far too dim-witted to have thought up on your own. Like "twunt."
5) Endlessly repeat the above despite everyone laughing at your lame, uber-predictable gamelessness.
6) Be sure to end by patting yourself on the back for how clever you are with something like "Boom, Shacka-Lacka."
7) Always sign off by saying "You're Welcome."
8) Wobble upstairs to your room in the Assisted Living facility, yelling at the nurses who come to tuck you in and change your Depends, because you've soiled yourself again.
9) Fall asleep sobbing softly into your pillow, because you are an angry, lonely, friendless, old cunt.

is he not showing up under post counts?  did you notice that?  He wants me in jail.  I would like to at least know his handle here

You're only contributions was....
"You're Welcome
2020 = Trump Re-Election"
Come on Meat....lol

Addition to 7):

Anyone can opt out of the "Top Ten Blabbermouth" lists if they want to, BobFromStateFarm and BigLyingRacistPieceOfShit are just a couple of examples of posters who don't show up on the "top" lists.

I would rather the board stay unmoderated and I support free speech.  I would always rather hear the truth.  It's been very enlightening here.  And that's why I love it on politics board here.  People are free to tell the truth even behind an alias.  What was shocking was hearing how deep this hate goes from this disenfranchised sector of society that live all around me.  They are so angry and cant even tell me why.

You know no one on your list gives a flying shit about what you think, right? Now go gargle a load.

Since swallowjizz is DESPERATE to have the last word, add in the pre-emptive, 'I ORDER you to reply!" hoping you won't.  
What a tool.
Longer ago he'd also default to "Dance, puppet, DANCE!"
But even he realized he'd beaten that one to death and mercifully stopped using it.
Then he signs off with some obscure numbers usually having to do with his desperate hope that his beloved Yankees will finally win their 27th championship.
Feel free to add in any more I may have forgotten from swallowpee's tired, overused "arsenal."
Swallowpee = Official Joke and piñata of TER.

dick breath

replace it with?
2021 = Trump Jailed?
2021 = Swallowpee Incontinent?
The possibilities are endless, just as is swallowpee's stupidity.

I gave it to him when I told his momma to do just that

He was excreted by a Baboon. That's why he's got shit for brains. For example, he called you a lefty. What a dimwit.

the IRS would scare the shit out of me too

You can't seem to win over ANYBODY here....lol. Even your own mentor just dump a large one down your throat..
"You are too stupid to even insult well
And your mother sucks my cock"
And this is coming from someone on YOUR side......tough crowd here. I'd seriously think about that puppy.

You.