We all know the republican playbook...

Make up your mind.

THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE.  Who could argue with you.   Wait... Charlie just said there is no god.

If Obama puts on a purple turban, we're all screwed.  That is if you believe in Nostradamus, lol.

Didn't you know...Jesus was black!!

Well, not exactly "the" anti-christ, more like the bastard-brother to the real anti-christ, but no doubt he gets his "prophetic-utterance" downloaded ass-to-mouth from SATAN himself! Beware of the smooth talker and his mystical way of getting enormous crowds to hang on his every word of simplistic solutions and empty promises... America will soon be fucked beyond recognition as we usher in this demon that apears to us as an angel of light...