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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 895 reads
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1 / 11

...This 92 year-old guy almost makes me feel guilty for not doing more for society (other than writing checks).

Jinx_The_Cat 33 Reviews 67 reads
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2 / 11

I actually built some HFH houses with him about 20 years ago.  Among my many skills is journeyman carpenter (paid for college) and I've kept it up.   The guy was a machine, really had framing the houses down to a science.  It's basically two or three designs that he had memorized and he ram rodded three crews frame six houses with wire in a day and a half.  And he did most of the work swinging a hammer, not shooting nails along with showing the volleys what to do.  

I totally believe he dehydrated himself.  He don't know when to stop.  Guy really likes to build that shit, what can you say?    

I do too, but no way do I work that hard now.  I hire a Mexican to do that shit now.  I try to make sure he's undocumented too, just to piss on neocon racist fucks.  Like the dickwad connies that post on this board.  How's that you Trump Chump losers??  

Carter works as hard as a Mexican and he wasn't that good a president.  Trump would fucking die after an hour of frame work.  First he'd shit himself and complain a lot because nobody was there to change his ass mess.  Then he'd just choke and die, which is as good a description of his presidency so far as any.

So thats it.  I'm so fucking high right now I can't type no more because the keyboard just got up and started fucking the toaster.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 62 reads
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3 / 11
Jinx_The_Cat 33 Reviews 94 reads
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4 / 11

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JakeFromStateFarm 96 reads
posted
5 / 11

Jimmy's the best ex-Prez ever.  Dubya's dad ain't bad either.  But Jimmy rocks.  He also beat the Big C.

JakeFromStateFarm 89 reads
posted
7 / 11

You are officially the King of Pot=Kettle=Black and HOTY.  We all know from reports that you're far from Hot, so.....
That would be Hypocrite Of The Year.
Congratulations, BigKomodoDragon.

JakeFromStateFarm 82 reads
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8 / 11
JakeFromStateFarm 67 reads
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10 / 11
BigPapasan 3 Reviews 89 reads
posted
11 / 11

...I already dropped the mic...right on your old bald head.

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