Do you like fun? Sure doesn’t sound like it. Everything is so serious and righteous with you. If this dimwit has half a brain, he would see the writing on the wall. The idea assumes he wouldn’t be so dumb to book a social date as suggested. If he’s actually that stupid and does, I might feel  
a little bad for him for a second. And once that second passes, I would laugh at how stupid he is. Sorry, I’m not trying to be the protector of the universe like you.

or he might snap and try to make a Halloween costume out of her.  Fuck you are dumb.

Fun in your case would be the seller wasting the guys time?

Do you also waste the sellers time as a client when you're having fun?

 
I really don't see what being "righteous" or "protecting the universe" has to do with anything...

 
It's more of a "treat people like you want to be treated" thing.

No, you are dumb. Typical snafu making assumptions. Where exactly did you see me suggest she actually see him? I said fuck with him. You do not then see a guy you are fucking with. Clearly, to a smart person at least, she's already decided she is not seeing him.

 
Do you get random texts that are likely scams? Do you worry that if you fuck with them, they might come find you and hurt you? Fuck, I don't. I decide immidiately I'm not falling for what they are doing. But sometimes I decide to fuck with them.

He's wasting her time already. Like 3 minutes of it. How much time you really think she is wasting of his time if she fucks with him? And, I suppose, this assumes he's stupid. You concern yourself with the most inane things.

 
And to answer your question, if I get a random text or email from a seller that annoys me or I don't trust, I might fuck with them. I don't reach out to escorts to fuck with them. That would be fucking with someone who is innocent. But once you are the one reaching out, your message can cease your innocence.

He might not realize he is wasting her time. In his mind he  
reaches out to make a recurring appointment.

How is it inane? What is inane is just off one thing that is weird (recurring appointment) you make assumptions that the guy is stupid and want to fuck with him...

 
Brother, we have a lot of jaded clients on here, and one easy thing to not make them more jaded that anyone could do is treat them like you would like to be treated.  

 
"That would be fucking with someone who is innocent. But once you are the one reaching out, your message can cease your innocence."

How does stating they'd like to see them every week without having a prior session, "ceasing" anyones innocence? Like... huh?

It's inane because you are worried about some guy being fucked with. IMO, being fucked with in of itself is not that bad. I have been fucked with and had a good laugh about it. There are certainly things that cross a line, but I don't see fucking with someone automatically in that category.

 
You're right, he might just be a dope that made an innocent mistake. I'm not assuming he's a bad person. Fuck, I know almost nothing about the guy. But regardless, he said something that shouldn't be said in his booking request. It's nothing savage per se, but it feels a little greasy carsalemen like. And, I'm sure there are plenty who have said something greasy carsalesmen like in other contexts, and it could just be they are naive. I'm not saying any of these people are bad people.

 
All I said is I would fuck with him. Fucking with him may waste a little of his time. I didn't say scam him. I didn't say let him book and pull a no show. I didn't say physically hurt him. I said fuck with him, which I do not think is the worst thing you can do.  

 
The fact you're so bothered by this is just more you seeing an opportunity to argue with even the smallest thing you disagree with. You know I often disagree with things posted and decide it's fine. I don't have to agree. And, I do not have to reply to them just because I disagree. It's okay to not agree with someone and also allow their opinion or idea to be left alone without you challenging them. But I digress because that just isn't you.

 
One of my earlier posts, I got trolled by Scarlett. She was full on fucking with me. We went back and forth and I used my time defending myself. She even admitted she was trolling me. Am I hurt and mad about it? No. Big whoop. I was foolish for even getting caught up in it. That's on me. And I don't think Scarlett is a bad person for it. In fact, she often is one of the more reasonable people on this board. I hold no grudge and move on.  

 
Why do I hold no grudge and move on? Because I rather get along with people then be a person who fights all of the time. It's exhausting and accomplishes nothing. You're not changing me. I am not changing you. Remidner: This is a fuck board. And, it's okay for people to have opinions I do not have.

I think this board would be a better place if people read their own posts and listened to the advice they give out to others.

Ya don't say? I don't know if you've picked up on this but I think everyone on this board loves to argue. Half the guys here spend their time on the P&R board arguing about politics. I mean shit it seems like you love to argue too!

Your analogy with Scarlet is flawed. You talked to each other before on this very board. You are familiar with each other.  

 
What you said is to fuck with someone you are not familiar with at all.  All because your assumption is they're stupid and the seller "will never see them". Imo those are not good enough reasons.  

Do you also fuck with receptionists at doctors office when you don't know them? Cashiers at stores maybe? Bank clerks? Some of them might look stupid to you too.  

Have they ever fucked with you? Ever had a receptionist making an appointment who isn't familiar to you, fuck with you? A car mechanic you didn't know ever fuck with you for not knowing what some car parts were called or what they are used for?  

 
Yes, I fuck with scammers too. You know why? Because they are POS who are trying to use deception to take your money. They deserve even more than being fucked with. This guy doesn't.  

 
What this guy is doing is completely innocuous. Fucking with him may result in him being pissed and him talking shit about the seller, that she plays games. And he would be CORRECT. And if this guy is somehow a clingy lunatic, he might stalk her.  

 
Why create an issue where there is none. Even if a guy is  stupid, doesn't disqualify them from being a p4p customer.  

 

And no, hehits, I'm not trying to change your opinion. I'm stating my opinion in response to yours. Because I think it creates dangerous precedents in the hobby and results in more jaded clients. I speak out on anything that relates to protecting the client and making it better for them.

 
And my point is - guy did nothing to deserve anything of what you're saying.

The anaology with Scarlett is actually not what you say it is. I had engaged with her months ago under my former username. After not posting in months, it was the firs post I made with hehits. She had no idea who I was. The previous memory of our interactions was one sided. She came at me not knowing who I was and challenging me because I was a noob she had no reason to trust or believe. I had to try to defend myself without being able to connect the dots of our previous interactions. At the time, it was very frustrating. In hindsight, I should have realized I was being trolled and let it go sooner.

 
I have 100% fucked with strangers before, and they have with me. And, it usually ends in a good laugh. They are usually "I got you" moments. It sometimes even becomes flirty. There have been some that turned into getting their phone numbers and dating too. Fucking with someone isn't always bad. It can be quite the tease, and if managed well can lighten the mood. I have these type of real world interactions and relationships. Do you not?

 
But sure, some assholes get bent over backwards over a little fun because they can't handle being fucked with. I don't live in fear of such assholes. If you want to live your life like this or be the asshole who can't handle it, that's all you. Not who I am or who I will ever be.

No, if someone I don't know is selling something and they fuck with me, I go to someone else and tell everyone they're fucking with me.

 
I didnt say anything about fear. I said it makes the client feel like their time has been wasted, and I'd agree with them.

So if Scarlet chooses to fuck with someone like you said, she (or any other seller) shouldn't be surprised if the client shits on her and says she's playing games. And no matter how much I or you like Scarlet, they would be right. And I'd have to stand with the client.  

 
When I'm scheduling an appointment the last thing I want is to be fucked with. If you don't want to make an appointment with me, just tell me no and I'll move on. I'm not there to make small talk or some other bullshit. Keep it business.

 

Just so you understand - I'm not asking you to change. I'm making posts to showcase how I think your approach is detrimental to clients who inherently do nothing wrong. And I hope some people do agree with me and not do what you suggest to do. Especially providers. My posts aren't for you to change your opinion or anything of the sort.

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Let's be clear, escorts tend to have escort friends in real life. If they want advice, they are going to their escort friends. They are not coming to random clients on a fuck board. Maybe there is an exception if it's a specific question about clients. But even then, they are more likely to ask their actual clients, not us randoms.

 
In fact, those of us with expereince seeing escorts are not likely coming here for advice from people we don't know. But we might, and someone newer to the scene even more so might, because we are a lot less likely to have client friends whom we talk to about escorting. Not saying none of us do, because I know some do. I'm just saying it's less likely. This makes it understandable if a client feels they have nowhere else to go.

 
But going back to my post. I said that's what I would do. I didn't suggest Scarlett do it. And, even if I did, probably less than a 1% chance she would do it because I suggested it. If Scarlett wants to fuck with someone, she's probably just going to do it before she even comes and posts on this board and mongers like you and I say anything. And, if she thinks it's a bad idea and won't do it, she probably decided this way before I posted about what I would do.

 
What I said was an "if I was in your shoes" statement, not advice. And being completely honest, I'm not in her shoes so my hypothetical should be taken with a grain of salt. We never truly know what we are going to do in a situation until we are actually in it. But in my hypothetical world, I sure would. And if that means losing a customer like you, I would consider that a win. Perhaps you're different as a client, but if you act anything like you do on these boards, I'm okay with not having you in my world.

 
I'm starting to see why some ladies delist. To be judged and red flagged by every asshole who can't take an escort with a backbone is draining. Maybe I need to figure out how to find one of these hot, chill, delisted escorts. Thanks for being the asshole I needed to give me this idea.

I didnt contact Scarlet. I never said to anyone I want to be their regular.  

Why am I the asshole here?

I simply stated that you should treat others like you want to be treated.

 
Many providers complain they don't like time wasters. Well then I expect them to ALSO not waste clients time. Those are equally important. Clients time and providers time are just as important.  

 
How many providers would love it if clients fucked with them during the booking? Well if they don't like it then they shouldn't either.

 
I'm sorry man. I think you're generally a good poster. And generally I'm an asshole, sure. But in this case I don't get how I'm the asshole when I'm simply asking for not fucking with clients.

And no I don't act like I do on these boards with providers. I like to get my money's worth so I generally focus on sex. These boards are for discussion of topics and we are behind anonymous aliases.  

 
I will say, if the provider brags to me about fucking with clients (don't get it confused with fucking clients) for no reason I'm probably not going to see her again. I don't like people who berate and shit on their own clientele. If she talks shit about others she probably talks shit about me too.  

 
With that said, I rarely met a provider who'd do this.

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I know text can be hard to interpret, but I'm not saying you're an asshole in anger. I'm more poking the bear and saying it playfully. Don't think of it as a guy who says "come hear asshole and say it to my face" so he can then beat you up. Think of it as you and your buddy are watching a football game, and you can't stop arguing about whether Brady is the GOAT or not, and he says, "You know, you're a real asshole." He's saying it, like I am, because you just won't stop. But there is no anger. I don't allow anyone on a Fuck Board to really anger me. If it ever got close to that point, I would just ignore you all together like some real assholes on here, the types that I would call assholes in anger.

 
That said, I do not treat everyone the same. I'm not going around fucking with everyone. And when I do, more often then not, it's in a playfull way. It's me just having fun fucking with someone. I'm not looking to shame them. I am looking to maybe make them feel a little dumb, and that's if they said or did something a little dumb to bait me into it. If I was "in her shoes" and decided to fuck with this guy because of what he said, it wouldn't be anything crazy. And, it wouldn't take up that much of his time. If he can't handle the joke, it further confirms he's not someone I would want as a client.

 
And no, I would not then go brag about this. Fucking with clients would not be my norm. Fucking with people in general is not my norm. But I do it from time to time. I have fucked with a provider during a session. Again, in a very playful way. We had a good laugh. I tend to not take everything so seriously. I like people who don't as well.

You have a long review history of playing with assholes.  Lol

Do you have to camp out under his every post like some obsessed fan? It’s gone from pathetic to pathological. You’ve got dozens of replies aimed at him IN A ROW and...spoiler alert...he hasn’t responded to you once in ages. Not...even...once.
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Mocking how he plays just highlights your own well established bigotry here, but you don't have to keep trying to win a race when you are already holding the trophy.
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So here’s a tip...stop orbiting around hehits like he’s your sun. I hate to be the one who tells you but...he’s clearly just not that into you.

CLD just wants to seal the deal on biggest asshole of 2025 since he was briefly dethroned by an even bigger asshole newcomer. But it's not necessary since nobodys going to catch up to him at this rate. Maybe next year.

While your post little in the way of content worth responding to, I believe you are the first poster here who knew Jesus's middle initial was "H".    

 
As far as HeShits, "mocking" is your interpretation, not mine.  I'm just providing backup for his claim based on his review content.  He is very verbose.  Do you REALLY think you need to white-knight for him?  He is not my sun and I'm not orbiting him, but if you ask him nicely, he might be willing to orbit Uranus.  

exaggerator.  Here is a link to my posts and you will have to show us the "Dozens of replies in a ROW" of which you speak.  When you post lies like this you do your cred here no favors.  

Who's the newcomer???

can't spell CDL?  Lol

Then that's fine with me. The more the merrier I say

simply for being a KBoy, he should be doing it over at the KGirl Forum. You bringing a beef like that over here to the General Forum tends to be frowned upon by the mods here. It’s better if you take your beef back to wheee it came from.

who are trying to fuck with me.  The most recent started with a text from "Linda" who asked me if I was going to Michelle's birthday party.  I texted Linda back that "Michelle and I were already celebrating, her I'll tell her to text you later.  She's giving me a blowjob right now.  I know I should be giving HER a gift, not the other way around, but she said it's what she wanted to do most for her birthday, so who am I to refuse?"  All I got back from "Linda" was crickets.  Lol

Ed Gein's house was only about an hour from where I live. True story.

You are also likely talking to someone in Indonesia that spends all day talking so they can turn the call over to a closer.  Here, you saying fuck with some local loser and string him along.   If he's not right in the head and snaps and now turns into a stalker, was the juice worth the squeeze?  Seems to me the gals would want to avoid that as much or more than the popo.