Hot women are provocative, hot women with questionable virtue are more provocative, and hot women with questionable virtue around big guns are SUPER provocative.  

followed by the thought that of all the Ads on all the sites, BP picked this one. WHY???

I think he is getting a bit obsessive of late, even more than usual IMO. Or maybe he's finally gone off the deep end and will soon be joining his BFF, wherever the fuck that fucktard is.

"Fuck with me and I'll cap your ass"

Come on guys- where is your sense of humor? The connection between the gun and Willy’s ….um “chubby” is pretty obvious to any regular reader on the Board. If you are going to give BigPapa grief for this one you should have done the same to me when I found an ad from Madame Patricia that offered a “buffet” and posted I had found Priapus’s all time favorite. Even Priapus thought that was funny. Exact same humor here.

...you're a much bigger man than those petty-minded twerps who've had their feelings hurt and can't get over it so they strike out like little children.

They're very sad.

("Obtuse" - lol, I remember)

He is clearly obsessed with and obviously fantasizes about the dick of the guy he stabbed in the back

If he makes a "Joke" about Willy, FM, St Croix or especially me, you can bet it's not a joke, it's a dig.

As for his linked ad, like Vern, I actually had to look a couple of times at the pics to even notice the gun, if it had been an ad for lets say Pistol Marks, whose ad I have linked, than maybe it would have been "clever", but from the reaction of almost everyone here but you, no one else seems to find it clever. BP is probably the most "unfunny" poster on this board.

Such scholarship on the  P & R Board

Ms. Rossi had a trigger lock on her weapon. Her gun doesn't look loaded in that picture.

...you for it when I reported it.  You posted 12 times on 11/13/12 and then you had ZERO posts until 1/31/13 when you posted 10 times.  Is TER a backstabber too for suspending you?

You of all people calling me a backstabber is a joke.  I just did what you said you were going to do:

"I figure since it's election season, I'll let the trolls have their fun. But after the election, all bets are off. I will freely report any violations I see."

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=39&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&Search=freely%20report&SearchType=3&Author=willywonka&DayFrom=730&DayTo=0&MessageID=196736&frmSearch=1#196736

I freely reported your violation which anyone else could have and should have done.  You violated one of the cardinal rules of TER.  I'll say it again:  You are a RAT!



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...when you know it's only a matter of time until you hurt or kill people.  But you think it's great to crow about how much you drink.  It doesn't make you cool; it just makes you look like a sad loser.

We have been through this so many times.

and I let shit that starts here, end here. unlike a certain backstabbing coward who runs to admin every time he gets his ass kicked here.

but you have accomplished one thing here, Willy doesn't seem any where near as bad as he used to, even FM prefers him to you. I guess NO ONE likes a rat, even if they don't like the person the rat ratted on.

and just what is this obsession with my drinking? Is it that i make so much more sense than you, even while I am PUI?  Or are you just so unoriginal that you think that just because GatorJimmy could get Mikey are worked up into a lather over it, that I would be so easily driven to rage?  Weak, Weak, Weak. For the record, yep i drink, and sometimes I drink a lot, but I can make a better argument drunk than you can sober, so get over it. it only makes you look weak and pathetic.

FWIW, I AM cool, much cooler than a backstabbing coward who has "mommy" fight all his battles for him.

...You were responsible for removing thousands of posts.  Why?  For free VIP?  I thought you were a high-rolling oil man.  Now you want to be "one of the boys."  What holier-than-thou bullshit!

And I thought you said "Adios" to TER.  You came back two months after leaving just to affirm you weren't coming back.  Now you're the number one poster.  Apparently, you like TER as much as you do alcohol.

BTW, if you have to SAY you're cool, you're NOT cool.

You have been responsible in having many more posts pulled here by "running to Mommy" than I ever did as a moderator here.

Unlike you, I am not afraid of letting other people have their say, just like in your case, the more they/you talk the dumber and more cowardly you look.

...as P&R.  You deleted many posts from those boards.

Why were you a mod?  For the free VIP or to keep TER in order?  When they unceremoniously dumped you, you were butt hurt.  You left in a huff but returned in a minute and a huff.  Now all of a sudden you've gone from being a mod to an anti-TER grouser.  If you don't like it here, go find greener pastures.  Oh that's right - you did and then you came slinking back with your tail between your legs.  Remember when you said arrivederci - twice?!  Obviously, you're not a man of your words.

We wouldn't invite you into the "cool guys" club  and all these years later you are still all butt hurt about it.

I am sorry, but I never wanted to be a moderator, it took several months for me to be talked into it, and the only way I was finally convinced to do it was when it was pointed out to me just how many OTHFB's and the manginas that loved them would be out of their minds with rage if I were to become a mod. You were the last person that I was thinking about when I accepted, but it seems that you haven't been able to get over it either.

Is that why you are the boards biggest user of RAP? You were passed over to be a mod, despite all your years here, and I was made a mod even without a single review to my name. I guess for a wannabe cop like you that must have been a giant slap in the face, no wonder you've been trying to make up for lost time by trying to get the members you don't like moderated or banned.

I;ll let you in on a little secret, a couple of times your name was mentioned when new moderators were being recruited, but nobody, and I mean NOBODY wanted you to join our little club. Please don't take it personally, but none of us really liked you, and we didn't want a little putz like you having access to the mod board. Besides not liking you, you were also deemed not trustworthy enough to be a mod.

At least it's all clear now, but I have to ask you, did you get picked last to be on the team as a youngster as well? and is that why you carry grudges for years about things that other people forget about in minutes? I always knew you were a loser, but until now I  had no idea just how deep rooted your issues are.

...because so many of your brain cells have been destroyed by alcohol but sometimes Admin. posted for people to apply to be mods.  I never did.  You were the only mod who was a "yenta" who bragged about "seeing behind the curtain."  Did that make you feel like a big man?  ROFL!

But of course your post has to divert attention from my post and the fact that you made a big deal of leaving TER (twice!) and then came crawling back and have been posting like a "fean" ever since:

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?days=90

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?BoardID=39&days=30

You know, if things are slow, you can always go back to being a roustabout (if you haven't been one all this time anyway).