The pit bull has teeth.



What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a puppy?

One will grow up to become a loyal servant of mankind.



What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a shih tzu?

Zu.

I got a million of 'em.

Obama: 'Lipstick on a pig'

Amie Parnes reports from Lebanon, VA:

Obama poked fun of McCain and Palin's new "change" mantra.

"You can put lipstick on a pig," he said as the crowd cheered. "It's still a pig."

"You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still gonna stink."

"We've had enough of the same old thing."

The crowd apparently took the "lipstick" line as a reference to Palin, who described the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull in a single word: "lipstick."
UPDATE: The McCain campaign is now saying Obama called Palin a pig, which he didn't. They also note that "lipstick is a fairly common idiom he often uses," as in a recent Washington Post interview. McCain has also used the phrase. Though on a day when Obama's surrogates were joking that Palin's record can't be concealed with lipstick, it was hard for those following the campaign not to hear the echo.

Keep 'em coming ... maybe by the time you reach halfway you'll hit on some that are actually funny.

""Keep 'em coming ... maybe by the time you reach halfway you'll hit on some that are actually funny.""


Thats the point ...A lot of voters aren't laughing ...You might think it was a wise comment for him to make but you were already in bed with Obama so your vote is solid..Its the undecideds that get turned off by those kind of comments.. But I have to admit, he meany no harm and I laughed at his comments..but it didn't seem quite Presidential..

don't fall off your chair, because I'm agreeing with everything you just said.

My response was to holeydiver's "I got a million of em"  -- so far his 3 were not that funny ... so I was hoping to see more of his talent.

it's unlikely that quad can make a silk purse out of sows' ears [staying with our porcine friends]

"it's unlikely that quad can make a silk purse out of sows' ears [staying with our porcine friends]"

 A  old goat like me would just eat the pigs ears..

"but it didn't seem quite Presidential"

Thank you for summing up the entire Obama movement in one brief line.  Mazeltof