32 minutes into the caucuses.   Word from the white house is that Biden just soiled himself.  Lol

As for Biden soiling himself, he does that every night anyway.
Also, what you missed is Biden WANTS to run against Trump because Trump is the only Republican candidate Biden has a prayer of beating. Do you honestly not get that?

Biden has a prayer of beating Trump after a debate?   It's more likely that at the DNC convention, Biden will be dumped by the Dems and someone else will be he nominee.  Even Axelrod is hinting at this.  

Trump got the highest vote count (in unfavorable weather too), the largest spread, and greatest percentage of the vote, winning all 99 counties -- in contested Iowa GOP presidential caucus history.
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Vivek drops out, endorses and will campaign with Trump (he's no doubt seeking an administration job.)
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Haley comes in third and has declared war on Iowa.

If Biden is still in it, there will be no debate.  Biden will say he will not debate insurrectionists.

"(in unfavorable weather too)" - I haven't read any expert opinions yet, but my opinion is that unfavorable weather *favored Trump* substantially. Not the win, per se, but by exaggeration of the per centages.  I'll help you see it with some numbers. I think that T supporters are the most rabid and a high percentage will head to the polls naked if it will get them on TV or TikTok. I think that DeS, NH, and V voters are less committed in the circumstance ("T will win anyway. Why bother.") and more likely to stay home.  
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You can pick your own numbers and per centages. I approxomate that 90% of T supporters turned out 80% of DeS and 80% of NH supporters showed up and 70% of V supporters showed up.  You can scale my "total supporters" by any factor you like. "510" can be "5,100", "51,000" or any # as long the others are scaled the same. 90% of 510 is 459 who voters turn out; 80% of 210 is 168; etc..  
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Let's say that in good weather or full turnout, it's  
Full:   T 510, DeS 210 NH 190, V 77  number of fair weather voters but  
Orig:  T 51.6% DeS 21.2% NH 19.2% V 7.8% per centage of voters if they all turnout
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Then: T 90% DeS 80% NH 80%  V 70% PER CENTAGE TURNOUT for each candidate    
Then: T  459 DeS 168  NH  152 V 54 actual foul weather voters
Then:  T 55.1% DeS 20.1% NH 18.2% V 6.4% PER CENTAGE OF TOTAL VOTES
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If good weather would have equalized turnout to 100%, then T's original and final per centage would have been 51.6. As the number of voters drops unequally, T's margin of victory goes up, to 55.1%.
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My "demo" numbers don't match the actual numbers. I should have started with the actual turnouts and per centages and worked backwards, but I didn't.  I was just trying to give a short arithmetic lesson about what happens when the weather affects voter turnout unequally.

Most of this country IS SICK IF YOUR SHIT!!!

Update, looks like Trump only won 98 of 99 counties. Haley won one county by 1 vote -- Trump is finished!!!

A certain Bozo pal of yours will start calling you "Mr. Repeat."

I couldn't make sense of it either, and on some days, I'm a numbers guy.  Lol

Yeah, pre-caucus polls really came close to the actual vote so it looks like whatever effect weather had, it didn't really change the distribution.  We do know that Haley had a lot of people come in just to vote for her in the primary but intend to vote for Biden in the general election.  

have made Trump the nominee, Biden will be toast and lose by a landslide.  

There's an old saying, better to say nothing and be presumed demented than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Another look at the numbers.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/iowa-caucus-turnout-2024/
Iowa caucus turnout for 2024 and how it compares to previous years.
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"Iowa caucus voter turnout for 2024: The 110,000 voters who participated in the 2024 cacuses accounts for just under 15% of the state's 752,000 registered Republicans."  
... which means that Trump's 56,200 votes represent 7.5% of Iowa's registered Repubs, and the most fanatical 7.5% at that. What will the majority of Iowa's Repubs do in the General Election? I'm sure that there will polls and predictions about that.  
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"Trump won more than 56,000 votes in Iowa on Monday night, meaning he walked away with more than 50% of all ballots cast. He likely will take 20 delegates out of the 40 at stake. DeSantis will pick up at least eight delegates and Haley at least seven. There are 1,215 delegates needed to win the nomination."