OK, that's funny

But it IS an interesting question.
I would be curious to know the differing hobby habits of our hard working delegates, politicos, and wonks.

I mean, we KNOW they're screwing the people, but for how much, how often, and how kinky?

you have identified a VERY SERIOUS problem which needs immediate attention

There must be many economically-challenged fellows who would love to explore the hobby, but the cash just ain't there. What a sad and terrible commentary about our society!

I ask you, as a decent society, how can we allow this sorry state of affairs to continue to exist?  Is it not the right of every American male to experience, once or twice a year, a mind-numbing, fantasy fulfilling session with a top notch 10/10 GFE/PSE provider?  I sure think so.  I mean, poontang and the pursuit of happiness, what really could be more American than that?

My solution : gov't subsidized hobbying.

If you're a Republican, these can take the form of vouchers.

If you're a Democrat, this can be done via a means-tested program similar to food stamps and Medicaid.

Other possibilities can include setting up payroll deductions similar to unemployment compensation contributions, or perhaps even, and here the glory and wonder of the free-market will inevitably work it's magic, 401K/IRA/Keogh plans. Or perhaps something along the lines of the Earned Income Credit on federal and some state income tax returns.

I really cannot see any objection to this proposal.  The time is long overdue for something like this.  This is change that everyone can embrace.