If Trump gets elected, do you honestly think women will voluntarily approach your fat, out-of-shape, elderly, alcohol soaked, one heart attack away from death, pathetic ass. If I were you, I'd keep a healthy supply of Benjamin Franklin's. Of course with a Sanders or Clinton presidency, Franklin could be replaced by Harriet Tubman's sister....wolf!  

For me, my worst scenario is Sanders getting elected. I find Socialists, even Progressives, have this thing for other peoples money. Now with Trump, assuming he can implement his main proposals, we go into an immediate recession, but in that scenario I can take some advance precautions to minimize or maybe even profit. Sanders would be just outright theft.

I don't think my personal life would change much with either Trump or Hillary in office.  If Sanders is elected, I will sell my business and possibly sell my small farm and downsize to live more minimal (which I may sell anyway if my 10 yr tree conservation is not renewed this year, I am at local gov mercy).  I would not work a tax paying job, and would consider escorting very part time, not competitively or seeking review, maybe just those that have missed me.

if Sanders or Clinton wins.  
Just need a really good tan, learn to speak a different language, apply for welfare, housing assistance, food stamps, and free medical.
51% of college students are female so my ods of getting some pussy are good.
If Trump wins I can keep what the fuck I have and will not need any of the above.

'that's a terrible thing to wish for,' and the little devil on the other shoulder is saying, 'Ohhh, yeaaah!'