If Trump gets elected, do you honestly think women will voluntarily approach your fat, out-of-shape, elderly, alcohol soaked, one heart attack away from death, pathetic ass. If I were you, I'd keep a healthy supply of Benjamin Franklin's. Of course with a Sanders or Clinton presidency, Franklin could be replaced by Harriet Tubman's sister....wolf!
For me, my worst scenario is Sanders getting elected. I find Socialists, even Progressives, have this thing for other peoples money. Now with Trump, assuming he can implement his main proposals, we go into an immediate recession, but in that scenario I can take some advance precautions to minimize or maybe even profit. Sanders would be just outright theft.
Posted By: WickedBrut
...if Trump is elected?
...if Hillary is elected?
...if Sanders is elected?
Or if any outsider somehow ends up in the White House?
For me, I'm wondering if Trump decides to beef up the military and scratch of a hefty percentage of the young unemployed by reinstating the draft, that there will be more pussy available for us old guys.
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