How long before we get the oil??

Hopefully we have enough nukes left after Bill Clinton disarmed America to turn Iran into a giant glass-bowl and just let it fill with oil, then all we'd need to do is pump it out and haul it home... To the victor go the spoils!

(Wishfull thinking, but America has been emasculated, and we'll never grow new balls. Now we're the worlds fattened steer heading for the slaughterhouse as the rest of the world salivates at the prospect of buying us at pennies on the dollar... We're fucked...)

How long has it taken us to get the oil in Iraq?

well actually I don't know what it turns them into, but I love to find out.