WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) -- Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Isn't he recently divorced? What happened to those good 'ol "Family Values"? Isn't he suppose to only have sex in weddlock?

Who is he having sex with while traveling? A "girlfriend"? A PROVIDER maybe? Or maybe he needs to have them on hand just incase he meets his future wife and wants to bone her?

What will the Repubs say about that?

Probably nothing.

It only matters when it's a Democrat I guess.

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Pfft. The dumbfuck doesn't even realize Viagra is the least effective of them all. Only lasts 4 hours, stuffs your nose, and gives you headaches.
Of course, these problems can be resolved with a little bit of oxycontin. Hey!!! whattaya think about that!

I have little respect for either Left or Right Wing-nuts. The Rights however; seem to hold the market on hypocrisy.

needs to swallow the whole bottle just to geyt a slight "lift".....lol

So Republicans can't use viagara or have sex unless they're married? Which GOP meeting did you hear that one? He's divorced and rich.  Of course he's getting laid.  That is not quite the same as lying under oath while being indicted for sexual harassment.  Is it?

Too bad no one has ever accused him of rape and the investigating officers calling the victim "credible".  That would be bad.  Oh wait, that did happen to someone I know about.

Yea, him having a bottle of viagara is just as bad. Unmarried guy getting laid! Fucking hypocrite!  

OK boys, the recess bell has rung and you've got to get back to class now.  No more giggling in the corner.

All you have to do is go to your doctor and ask.  They will write the script.  They have incentives to do that.  

Now I'll just wait to see what happens when he goes before the judge.  If he's guilty of doing this the only dumber human beings in existence are those with dittos implanted in their heads.  They aren't even wise enough to have them removed-- fast.

your obsession with Bill Clinton's cock. Until then understand this: Rush just finished entering a plea deal on doctor shopping where all charges would be dropped if he stays out of trouble. Within a couple of months he is caught with prescription drugs without a prescription. Add to that all his moral ranting even though he is not currently married and you have a hypocrite. Now the fact that the drug in question is Viagara is just plain funny.

He might be using them to get it up so he can jack off on the shitter.   That would be the same pattern as his career, wouldn't it?

How does Rush's behavior fit into those Family Values? ...Just wondering.

I'm not suggesting he is a hypocrite -- I am flat out saying he is. The windbag doesn't even follow his own pontifications!

The article said it was issued in his doctors' names "to protect his privacy".  Like anybody finding it couldn't possibly guess who was holding.

That's got to be one of the dumber pleas I've heard.

I agree, it's sort of a dumbass technicality - who the hell would begrudge an old fart his viagra, possibly excepting his GF?  but if it's a violation of a plea agreement, then it re-opens the prior violation, which makes it pretty clear that his word isn't worth warm spit - as if that was news.

You need to find me the tape where the GOP said that a 55 YO single man can't get laid.  The hypocritical angle is boring.  We tried this once and I threw out two Democratic examples to every one Republican example of the entire board.

Bill O'Reilly, (and please don't say he's independent either) who had to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit in late 2004...

Republicans morality is to beat other people with, and entertain themselves with - it's not something for them.   Politics is nothing more than wholesale liability avoidance.

He's jacking off in front of a picture of Ann Coulter

A D.R. weekend w/viagra, hell if i was wire service reporter i would be down there in D.R. trying to get pictures of his spanish mistress.  and if i was Rush, he had better hope she was at least 18

When the Republicans say they stand for "FAMILY VALUES", what exactly do they mean? Do they mean getting divorced 4 times and fucking hookers down in Tijuana between marriages?

Cause, that is apparently what he's been doing AT A MINIMUM! (Okay maybe Costa Rica or wherever he was -- you get the point.)