. . . then he should've been invincible during the crucifixion.

 Otherwise, he must've been on a suicide mission after his father told him to go die.  

Just some random thoughts -- The bible sure is interesting.

...and he was his own son, as well as the Holy Spirit (Holy shit!  What happened to "Holy Ghost?")

 
One "expert" answered the question of how Jesus could be both God and God's son:

 
"God is Father, Son, and Holy Spirit - one God, existing in perfect relationship within himself. This is how God can be both Father and Son - because he just is!"

 
"Because he just is!"  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!  Some expert.

 
http://christianity.net.au/questions/how_can_jesus_be_both_god_and_gods_son

 
Jesus was probably a schizo who heard voices.  Too bad there were no shrinks or antipsychotics around back then.

-- Modified on 8/16/2017 12:27:20 AM

There is no proof that there was a Jesus, the Christmas is a hoax created by retailers to sell, Santa Claus is a hoax made for old white idiots to sit in a shopping mall and grope little kids who sit on their lap.    Look at all the priests who have been convicted of sexual assault on kids.     These priests are opposed to abortion as they only have sex with boys!    They are opposed to birth control pills as they need not take it.

For those who still believe in this Jesus thing, when they are sick and need an ER, take them instead to the nearest church and let them lie in front of that two wooden pieces stuck on a wall and see if they get better.

Eldridge Cleaver, Soul on Ice. "Once I was a Catholic" but then ...  
.
"It all ended one day when, at a catechism class, the priest asked if anyone present understood the mystery of the Holy Trinity.
.
I had been studying my lessons diligently and knew by heart what I'd been taught. Up shot my hand, my heart throbbing with piety (pride) for this chance to demonstrate my knowledge of the Word. To my great shock and embarrassment, the Father announced, and it sounded like a thunderclap, that I was lying, that no one, not even the Pope, understood the godhead, and why else did I think they called it the MYSTERY of the Holy Trinity? I saw in a flash, stung to the quick by the jeers of my fellow catechumens, that I had been used, that the Father had been lying in wait for the chance to drop that thunderbolt, in order to drive home the point that the Holy Trinity was not to be taken lightly.
.
I had intended to explain the Trinity with an analogy to 3-in-1 oil, so it was probably just as well."

-- Modified on 8/16/2017 1:06:12 PM

Superman - Kryptonite
Green Lantern - yellow objects
Wonder Woman - her own lasso
...
Jesus - ? (Mary Magdalene?)