I hope you’re a better Mother than you are First Lady, you’re literally useless as a First Lady compared to those who came before you. Well, almost useless.

...first for everything and this is first hooker in White House as First Lady. Don't forget that GOP is a party of family values.

married ex-hookers, and they are usually happy as can be.  

If you research the claim that Melania Trump was a hooker, you will find that there is no evidence to back up that up. Most of that sensationalism came from the UK rag the Daily Mail. They later retracted their story and apologized, and as I understand  it there was a financial settlement as well.
From what I see, she has remained out of the political spotlight  and has maintained herself with a level of dignity usually expected as a wife of the head of a state. I personally prefer that style in a First Lady rather than the style of Michelle Obama who was shucking and jiving with every talk show host that would have her on, even making a movie video with Jimmy Kimmel.
Regardless of your preferences, I would ask that you or anyone who makes a charge such as this against a person be prepared to back it up with reliable sources.

Now eat shit

Naw, he can’t eat shit because he’s so full of it that it would be an impossible task. So, he’ll do what he usually does when he paints himself into a corner. He’ll start name calling or he’ll remain silent hoping that one of his knee jerk assholes will cover for him by changing the subject. Sad and pathetic!

and then spew "he can't eat shit because he's so full of shit" and refer to "knee jerk assholes." But you're not "Sad and pathetic." Or angry. Please go find a cure for your hypocrisy and your hissy fit.
PS: I WILL cop to spewing lots of "name calling." But the difference between your and me is I don't posture as holier-than-thou while doing it, you fucking hypocrite.

Unsubstantiated claim that is hard to prove but most 90% of 3rd rate Eastern European models in caliber of Melania are part time escorts in UK, Switzerland and Germany. I have banged two of those Melania models in UK in 2006, one was from FHM and one was featured in Maxim Europe and both were shitty lay. I don't think Melania married the orange man for his brain or look but she is fucking him for a dollar. I guess that definition of hooker in her case can be expanded.