Politics and Religion

I got kicked out of mass for asking this question
Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 1013 reads
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1 / 13

"If someone dies in a house fire, does purgatory still apply?"  

Thoughts, please.

mattradd 40 Reviews 81 reads
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2 / 13

1. When did Mass start including a question and answer period?

2. You're lucky there were no nuns around, or you would have had your knuckles wrapped with a ruler for asking such a stupid question!

3 . If you really did ask such a stupid question, you did so just for attention seeking! Perhaps, much like you're doing right now!

HappyChanges 83 reads
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3 / 13

a dumb or cynical post. Are you the type of hooker that keeps a sharp edge close by just in case?

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 78 reads
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4 / 13

I ask questions because I'm not dumb enough to be spoon fed the dumbest idea in history of mankind = religion.

Badboy1234 10 Reviews 104 reads
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5 / 13

Entrance that said "not quite heaven and not quite hell". Man were the girls that worked there ugly.

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 79 reads
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6 / 13

I've heard of a club that had three levels . . . the second floor being "heaven", the first floor being "purgatory" and the basement being "hell". I thought that was a pretty neat concept.

impposter 49 Reviews 84 reads
posted
7 / 13

Posted By: Adrienne Baptiste
"If someone dies in a house fire, does purgatory still apply?"
Is there a joke or pun or something in there?
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If you had asked them, "Is your god so powerful that he can create a candle that even he cannot extinguish?" (and other versions of the same paradox), I can see them getting annoyed, but I think that question comes up in Catechism 101 and again in Popular Sermon Q&As 211.  
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I don't think that cause of death has much bearing on where believers think the final deposition of the soul will occur.  "Did Otzi, who spent time frozen in a glacier, avoid hell? Or did hell freeze over, with him in it?"  
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If you were kicked out, I don't think it was because you asked that question, I think it was because you asked a dumb question and they wanted you to leave, come up with a better one, and return.

mattradd 40 Reviews 79 reads
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8 / 13
Badboy1234 10 Reviews 75 reads
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9 / 13

The strippers were so ugly he couldn't drink them pretty.

Madison_Ohare See my TER Reviews 76 reads
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10 / 13

to believe a physical purgatory exists.  I believe people have the capability to be self-aware, that makes us different from some animals.  Being self-aware, we create with our thoughts heaven, purgatory or hell.  We have the unique ability to change our thoughts and change our life.

Just in case we only live one life, I will make the best of my time here.

GaGambler 75 reads
posted
11 / 13

I guess you didn't like being proven a liar with the post/s that you had taken down.

 
What happened to "self righteous" oh self righteous one?

mattradd 40 Reviews 77 reads
posted
12 / 13

Guess you heard from your buddies!

But, you're wrong, once again I might add!

It was taken down because: "Reason: Your post is considered innapropriate due to being negative, trouble making, rude, and/or slanderous. Contact the moderator for details."

Oh, and incase you missed it: https://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/politics-and-religion-39/yes-indeedy-it-is-319868

Jinx_The_Cat 33 Reviews 83 reads
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13 / 13

Oh I get it. You are the reincarnation of Henny Youngman.  "Take my Christ...  Please!"

Nice one though.    

Mine :  If a person drowns during his baptism, does that still count?

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