The Award for being the biggest Assclown on TER.

As long as I maintain the  opposite of your views I know I am on the Right Road to Excellence..By the way where did you find my photo??

you were beaten to the punch -- on Sept 22 quadsleazonal [which may be a jack0 alias] handed out the award.  

to his great credit, quad does not seem to become upset and take these things personally.  very admirable of him, in this instance at least he sets a very good example


http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=57203&boardID=39&page=3

As X-man pointed out, I took the liberty of a cut n' paste from an earlier post. But it was buried in that thread, and I felt it worthy of a higher profile since you are a believer in EIB;
Excellence in Buffoonery.

You've said my brain is mush,
but at least its my brain.
Yours is Rush,
my what a strain.
Want to read another refrain?
Or shall I simply flush you down the drain
like a stain.
Get out of my lane you pain.
You are a bane.

It is true I said your brain is Mush,
But not because you are a Lush.
And your parents fault it's certainly not,
But what you did and where you sought.
You live your life on LSD,
And now, you have lost reality.
It is your right, to be proud,
That you enjoy your mind,in a cloud.
I cannot put the blame on society,
As you are the captain of your own destiny.
Rush is not a idol of mine,
But I am not afraid of his mind.
I enjoy the way he exposes your lies,
Then I listen to the Lefties cry.
I will leave you Doc,with this thought,
Your stab at poetry is all for nought.


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I really don't like the fact somehow they found  my photo and posted it.. Now I have lost my anomynity..

"Not bad. Who'd you plagiarize it from? eom
Posted by DoctorGonzo, 2/2/2008 4:41:38 PM"


It is easy to jot down thoughts.
I do it all the time.
So why not make them rhyme?
I only write of "you" from what I feel.
From what you write to me.
It is so easy for me to see,
That you are not in reality.
First you say I am a man of color,
I tell you I am merely tanned
Now you say I plagiarize
A simple little poem
Once again you prove to me
Your truth is so alone.

Well I'll be damned,
You do have a skill!
And here I thought,
You were just swill.

It won't happen often,
But once in awhile,
I'll admit I was wrong.
Does that make you smile?

I still think you're a jerk
Who deserves my contempt,
You say foolish things,
And you're much too "farklempt"

But when it comes to rhyme,
I'll give you your due.
You seem to keep time,
Maybe there's hope for you.

Now go back to the hole
From whence you've come.
I'm gonna smoke a bowl
Cuz this poem is done.