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He is boring as well. Same song all the time. Yawn. eom
RespectfulRobert 24 reads
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willywonka4u242 reads

You know how if you let a woman drive your car you end up having to replace your hubcaps ever other month? It turns out this explains perfectly why a plane landed upside down in Toronto: women don’t know how to park.  

 
From the link below:

 
“Investigators revealed Wednesday that the plane’s ground proximity alert system sounded a frantic warning just 2.6 seconds before touchdown, registering an alarming descent rate of 1,100 feet per minute - above Transport Canada's maximum allowable rate of 1,000 feet per minute for commercial landings.

The aircraft was hurtling toward the runway at roughly 250 kilometers per hour (136 knots) just moments before disaster struck.

Upon impact, the plane’s landing gear collapsed, ripping off a wing and triggering a dangerous jet-fuel leak that instantly ignited, engulfing the craft in flames as it skidded violently down the runway. The plane then rolled sharply onto its right side and flipped upside-down, shearing off a significant portion of its tail.”

So basically the woman pilot didn’t know how to park a plane. She came down so hard she broke the wheels and the plane rolled over. How much you wanna bet she also forgot to get the oil changed?

Related Link: Terrifying Details Emerge In Upside-Down Toronto Plane Crash

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inicky4621 reads

Thanks for not disappointing.

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RespectfulRobert25 reads

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willywonka4u48 reads

I know it’s been a long time since I’ve prayed. Life is tough when you have a penis that’s so enormous that you could use it to give hobos concussions, but I just wanted to ask for a humble request. Please give me the strength to entertain and amuse Robert. He says I bore him. Maybe you could make me wittier or funnier. Come up with amusing ideas like picturing PeeWee Herman trying to strangle a labradoodle. Or an owl with irritable bowl syndrome getting trapped inside a New York deli. Something. I just don’t want to bore a man who thought Nikki Haley could win the election for the GOP. Genius like that is a rare find. Thank you for listening to me, Lord. Amen.

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inicky4611 reads

You were just wittier and funnier than you've even been. But this grant has now expired and you are now back to being your usual boring (and annoying) self.
Now go fuck yourself before I grant you a bolt of lightening.

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cks17531 reads

We might want to throw in a prayer for the pilots too

The Catholic patron saint of pilots, aviators, and aviation is St. Joseph of Cupertino.  
Here's a bit more about him:
Known as the "Flying Friar": St. Joseph of Cupertino, a 17th-century Italian Franciscan priest, is known for his mystical experiences, including levitation, which earned him the nickname "The Flying Friar".  
Patron of Aviation: He is recognized as the patron saint of pilots, aviators, and aviation, as well as astronauts, mental handicaps, examinations, and students.

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inicky4627 reads

He's got this hat.

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RespectfulRobert29 reads

You actually made an attempt at humor and you succeeded. See, I challenged you and you stepped up. All it took was a Progressive to make you up your game. Duly noted. ;)

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Boobsman10027 reads

Dumbass racist  humpty dumpty, and his band of molesters in the Republican shit show of a party fired the black helicopter fighter pilot  ( head of the military) with over twenty years of combat experience. Do you racist dumbasses know what it takes to survive being a decorated fight pilot who have been in combat year in year.  

To see a dumb racist and rapist fire educated well decorated people should make everyone blood boil - not dumb MAGA. Too dumb and bigoted to know that racism created this system and racism  gonna destroy it  - for.  

As for them and their project 2025 - we fear no man.A man is just a man. Today we are here tomorrow we gone nah come back. God is great , or as the Muslims say - Allah Akbar.

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LostSon21 reads

Posted By: Boobsman100[/usernamefired the black helicopter fighter pilot  ( head of the military) with over twenty years of combat experience. Do you racist dumbasses know what it takes to survive being a decorated fight pilot who have been in combat year in year.
What or who are you talking about here?

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cks1758 reads

He’s talking about Air Force General Brown, Biden’s Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Brown was a career F16 fighter pilot, but he also flew some rotary wing aircraft.
Gen. Brown is a command pilot with more than 3,100 flight hours primarily in the F-16, including 130 combat hours, and has flown 20 additional fixed and rotary-wing aircraft

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