Goerge Bush 1 was probably the best presdient we ever had. He kicked saddam outa of Kuwait. And now George Bush 2 took over and kicked Saddam out of Iraq. But now George Bush 2 has reached the end of his term, so we need Jed Bush from Florida to kick the crap out of Iran. We can defeat them by dropping a nucleaur bomb on them on that city of Tehran. Thr Bush family has the balls an d guts to go for it. And sense those goddam Iraninas are seeeeking nucler wwaepons, I say we go for it. Let's bomb those guys back to the sotone age.

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and don't forget Neil.  We should make him Treasury Secretary AND Federal Reserve Chairman.

And make Barb Secretary of State (for life of course), and The Twins can run the Pentagon.

But you can't bomb Iran back to the Stone Age.  They're already there.  You have to GAS them, just snuff them all.   Sure we'll have to manufacture a bunch more gas, and the stuff may not stay in the same country, but who cares?

And how about Laura "I killed my boyfriend and got away with it" Bush for Attorney General.

Don't forget the "pots" from the Iraqi National Museum - we want all of their pots!

Personally, I don't think we have what it takes to build up a colonial empire. At least the Brits had the foresight to steal all the best things (i.e., Elgin marbles), either that or buy them cheap.

an airheaded spastic is just what we need for an AG.