Politics and Religion

For some reason it is not uncommon for conservatives to bloviate
Chuck Darwin 1454 reads
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about nothing, without a shred of documentation, and still hyperventilate about it.  

It is scientifically proven that conservatives are cheap dates - you can get them excited about anything.  You can stop to piss on a tree and they'll be excited for a week.

On the other hand, conservatives are not people you'd actually want to fuck.  Your kids could wind up looking and sounding like Darth Cheney, or Ann Coulter.

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Jack Daniels2571 reads

to switch to Conservatives.  However, a Conservative switching to a Liberal rarely if ever happens. It must have something with the basic human instinct to survive and not depend on others to take care of you.  Can you imagine if our ancestors were a bunch of parasites?  We would have been eaten by saber tooth tigers while we were waiting for the government of defend us, or starved to death waiting for a hand out.  Humankind would have never progressed beyond the caveman.

Chuck Darwin1455 reads

about nothing, without a shred of documentation, and still hyperventilate about it.  

It is scientifically proven that conservatives are cheap dates - you can get them excited about anything.  You can stop to piss on a tree and they'll be excited for a week.

On the other hand, conservatives are not people you'd actually want to fuck.  Your kids could wind up looking and sounding like Darth Cheney, or Ann Coulter.

-- Modified on 2/29/2008 1:47:06 PM



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