Please follow my word immediately.

The famous double slit experiment demonstrates that observation effects results.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc

The Schrödinger's cat thought experiment explains this by suggesting that nothing can exist unless a conscious mind focuses on it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat

We can prove the cat is alive by observing the cat. So how do I know that I'm alive? Someone else observes me. How do I know my observer is alive? Someone else observes them, and ad infinitum.

At some point, you run out of observers, unless you count an outside observer who can observe the universe.

Ergo, God exists.

Best argument I've heard yet for the existence of God. Personally, I don't buy it.

I must point out for the record that I am simply an alias on a board for socially inept whoremongers.  I am not really god.  I hope this news does not wound you too deeply.  Check that!  Actually, I hope it does!!! LMAO! Please keep your dickish posts coming!