Ok, that one I made up but I wished I made up these as well: 

The University of Michigan offered its traumatized students coloring books and Play-Doh to calm them.  

 The University of Kansas reminded its stressed-out kids that therapy dogs, a regular campus feature, were available.

 Cornell University, an Ivy League school, held a campus-wide “cry-in,” with officials handing out tissues and hot chocolate.
 
Tufts University offered its devastated students arts and crafts sessions.  
 
At campuses from elite Yale to Connecticut to Iowa and beyond, professors canceled classes and/or exams — either because students asked or because instructors were too distraught to teach.

Should we set up a gofundme page to give all these distraught kiddies a free trip to Chuck E. Cheese too?

WHAT...THE...FUCK!

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This on-going wussification of my beautiful country is getting truly pathetic. Get angry? Fine. Go join Médecins Sans Frontières? Even better. At least sign the god damn petition below! But do something of substance.

But "coloring books and Play-Doh" in college? Come on now...

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...or should I say MORE bonkers because you wrote "Médecins Sans Frontières" (avec l'accent aigu et l'accent grave) instead of Doctors Without Borders.  He's going to call you pretentious.  After all, he's still pulling his hair out that I used a Latin word in a post a week ago.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

the pendulum swings both ways, and as they say: "Karma is a bitch!"  

And the dems are getting back what they dished out 8 years ago .... and they cannot  take it.

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College liberals rape their own, and then campaign on women's rights.