Ok, that one I made up but I wished I made up these as well: 

The University of Michigan offered its traumatized students coloring books and Play-Doh to calm them.  

 The University of Kansas reminded its stressed-out kids that therapy dogs, a regular campus feature, were available.

 Cornell University, an Ivy League school, held a campus-wide “cry-in,” with officials handing out tissues and hot chocolate.
 
Tufts University offered its devastated students arts and crafts sessions.  
 
At campuses from elite Yale to Connecticut to Iowa and beyond, professors canceled classes and/or exams — either because students asked or because instructors were too distraught to teach.

Should we set up a gofundme page to give all these distraught kiddies a free trip to Chuck E. Cheese too?

WHAT...THE...FUCK!