It's going to be wonderful, we will have the very first,  First Lady that shaves her pussy.  

You're wrong.  Michelle Obama is the first First Lady to shave her pussy.  How gross is that?  Happy Kwanzaa baby.

I did not know she shaved barack

Or perhaps a mouthy associate?

Nice work, swallowpee!  We didn't think you'd be able to come back from your uber-lame swallowmeSanta poem.

I’m clearly in your head and under your skin when you the humorless troll, have nothing else to do but to take the time to comment with your worthless opinion.
Guess you need something to do since you got bitch slapped the other day.
Get a life jack-off-jake.    

And using his same old tired line.  Good lord, pee, will you please pay someone to write you some new material?  Why not Taffy, it would give him a break from begging for spare change.

Unfortunately jack-off-jake you have it sdrawkcab since it was you who made the inane comment. I simply put you in your place, as I am doing again.

Now please calm down.  Nursie is here to change your Depends and tuck you in for the night.

Multilingual skills certainly help business!😜