...bungholes?"  Personal experience?  Visualization when rubbing one out?

...You still haven't explained how you know altar boys have "butter soft bungholes."  Maybe you have first-hand knowledge.  After all, you ARE Catholic, nicht wahr?

Apparently, the only bungholes that are butter soft are alter boys and under aged girls. To quite my horror, the backstabber once privately informed me that he is a bunghole connoisseur. His favorites are the bungholes of elderly ladies which he has informed me are hard and the skin is flakey. From this day forward, he shall no longer be known as the back stabber, but as the butt stabber. Shalom.

...full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

....to third graders....

Message from: BigPapasan® (2/28/2013 10:53:26 PM)
"I'm a bunghole connasuer! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Message sent by: willywonka4u® (2/28/2013 11:47:02 PM)
"That's nice. Please don't PM me again."

Message from: BigPapasan® (3/1/2013 08:14:53 AM)
"The best thing about bungholes is that their butter soft! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Especially alter boys and under aged girls!!! My favorite is when they have diarhea!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Message sent by: willywonka4u® (3/1/2013 10:27:42 AM)
"Thanks. You just ruined my breakfast. Please, stop PM'ing me."

Message from: BigPapasan® (3/1/2013 10:32:33 AM)
"You know who has hard bungholes? Little old ladies!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sometimes they have butt dandruff!!!! It's really fun when old lady perkins has the runs and she's been eatting peanuts! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Message sent by: willywonka4u® (3/1/2013 1:15:18 PM)
"Dude. What the fuck. You're going to make me block you, aren't you?"

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The backstabber sent me 3 more PM's after that, but I just deleted them and blocked him. Whoops, my mistake. I meant the butt stabber.

...and desires.  You also can't spell for shit.  "connasuer", LMAO!  Go get your GED.

-- Modified on 3/2/2013 12:00:29 AM

...compete in the private sector.  Look at how you write in just one post: "their butter soft" (instead of "they're" - you're not smarter than a fifth grader), "alter boys", "diarhea".  

I really feel sorry for you.  It must be hell going through life being so stupid.  Of course, being so stupid, you don't even realize how stupid you are and you just muddle your way through life, numbing your mind with marijuana.

Go ahead, say spelling doesn't count.  Of course that's what one says when one can't spell.

-- Modified on 3/2/2013 4:14:55 AM

You feel the need to defend yourself, regardless of what's being said. Hell, I could post a message simply as an excuse to see squirrels playing with light sabers, but here you come, rushing in to defend yourself, to ensure all of us that you're not really a 3rd grader. What a bang-up job you're doing to convince us, butt-stabber!

In the mean time, I figured I'd help you out. Here's a song. I'm sure if you sing it over and over and over again, one of your many problems will be solved.

...can try to divert attention away from your own boasting about reporting every violation you see by speculating about others, but your true nature has been revealed.  Ask meinarsche what a capo was.

Spin it willy!
Run away from your words willy!
Obfuscate willy!

Looks like Mein was wrong. You're more like a 1st grader.