http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_on_re_as/china_earthquake

Isn't that really generous of him?   You'd think he could at least have some of those funky clothes his boys wear made in China, but I fuckin doubt it.

So he's gonna ask god to change his divine plan for  fucking people over now & again, now that these people are dead & homeless.  Maybe god will resurrect their asses, but I wouldn't bet on it.

I think the Great Turtle is pissed off that nobody is sucking *his* ass.

and I'll show you a man who has a fool for a client

through prayer or anything else?  I'm guessing I could fondle a rosary real quicklike if that matters to you.

Does his announcement strike you as just a little bit of "look at me" when it might make one hell of a lot more sense to be looking at the Chinks?  

Probably not, as rightwingers generally need pictures.

Only $2.95!!  and they're made in China!!

Or if you give me a $50 pledge, I'll let you walk 5 miles to remember the Chinese!!  

See, if you're dealing with a woman, preacher or Republican, it doesn't matter what you DO!  Only what you say!!  Pretty handy, eh?  And cheap, too!  You schlubs should only have thought of it 1st!

Keep spreading the good word, we'll rule yet.

see ya soon

Because I think they shoot them for that.  And God bless them for that, too!