Isn't that really generous of him? You'd think he could at least have some of those funky clothes his boys wear made in China, but I fuckin doubt it.
So he's gonna ask god to change his divine plan for fucking people over now & again, now that these people are dead & homeless. Maybe god will resurrect their asses, but I wouldn't bet on it.
I think the Great Turtle is pissed off that nobody is sucking *his* ass.
Or if you give me a $50 pledge, I'll let you walk 5 miles to remember the Chinese!!
See, if you're dealing with a woman, preacher or Republican, it doesn't matter what you DO! Only what you say!! Pretty handy, eh? And cheap, too! You schlubs should only have thought of it 1st!
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