I have finally decided that what I am looking for in Pittsburgh is a combination of the curvy hot body of that busty massage girl on backpage, the sexy dress, particularly the leather pants, of Liz in Wexford, the blow job skills of Charlotte Carrington (oh my are they good,) the good time, tight skirt, low cut shirt, have a drink at the bar with me and everyone knows she will be fucking me soon of No1 Soccer Mom, and the general good attitude, fun to be around attitude of Lovely Gunns.  

 But that woman apparently doesn't exist.  I wish I had known - I would have had so much more fun,  but I must admit the search was an blast.