Bad Massage Session

I took a chance and saw that Laura chick off of eros, and boy am I ever sorry I did.She is a brunette from CA and says bliss every 5 mins. There was no happy ending; additionally she claims to be licensed and is not.
She trash talked all the other escorts and massage girls, and does not even have an AZ massage license. I found this out because she was worried about someone complaining. She says she is licensed and she is not; AND there is NO happy ending , WTF !
So I tried out another one needing a better ending, and I struck out even worse ! Wendy on eros has fake photos in a swimsuit that have been way photoshopped. It is her head on some girls body, I thought the background looked kind of weird. So I see her, and she is like 40lbs heavier and 10 years older. She gigled this annoying giggle the whole time. I had to get up and use the restroom, and I found her "boyfriend" lurking around. However after wondering if he was sorting through my pockets and counting my bills; I found none missing and at least left happy. However she charges 275 for just a massage...
It just goes to show that TER is the only way to go man ...
I try to find some fresh ... and I should just stick with my ATFs on TER and Phoenix411.
NO more craigslsit , backpage, and maybe no more eros too !