One of my buddy's wife decided to go out with her friends one night.

He thought at the time alright, because he'd get to sit around and watch TV in peace all night, with a few beers. He heard her stumble into bed around 2. He woke up next the morning and went outside to check the family Volvo, which she used last night. He was happy to see it all in one piece.

But then what the hell!!!!!