A couple of weeks ago, I was bemoaning the fact that no providers seem to make the hour and a half trip to my neck of the woods.  A very lovely lady emailed me to tell me that she would be nearby.  I responded, asking to clarify the date, and never heard from her again.

A couple of days ago, a friend set me up with his ATF.  She gave me an excellent massage, and nothing more.

Today, I was to meet with a gorgeous woman that I had researched on here, and that was visiting.  We had made plans to meet some time ago, but she had to cancel.  Today, I called at the appointed time.  Nothing.  I called a few more times.  Nothing.  Eventually, and slowly (because I'm all sorts of awesome, I couldn't imagine someone just dying to meet me ), I came to the realization that it wasn't happening.  

Dammit, I just want to have a little fun.  Curse this small town! Curse my luck!

But hello to my lovely hand.  Looks like you and I are going to get a little better acquainted.  Champagne?

A lot of providers will travel to you for a minimum hour appointment and travel fee (mine is two hours and $50).

You can also drive over and see a provider in her incall.

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Sorry to hear about your misfortunes.   At least your sense of humor is intact and will surely get you though these tough times.

Won't come to the mountain, the mountain must go to Mohammed...

An hour and a half is nothing, I've driven eleven hours to see one Phoenix lady....

Start your engines Elvis...

email me and maybe we can set something up depending on where "your neck of the woods" is. i'm in town for the holidays and have extra time on my hands. i have never flaked on a session. i find that really rude. i hate it when i get stood up so i dont do it to others. do NOT pm me. email me at the below address.


tantrikaonthemove at hushmail