Phoenix
Transexuals call it stick pussy.. eom
revdnredy
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The penis seems to have soooooooooooooo many other names. Friends and I complied this list but I am sure I have missed some, so please add:
Penis
Cock
Johnson
Willie
Package
Johnson
Willie Wacker
One Eyed Snake
Pee Pee
Peter
Weiner
Magic wand
Tallywacker
Trouser snake
Winky
(what I personally refer to it as) Junior
And even perhaps add what you personally call yours???!!!
This should be fun 
I love to refer to it as my personal pogo stick since I am bouncing UP & down , UP & down ..
as in "Let's play hid the baby leg!"
Main vein
as in "Man! I gotta go drain the main vein!"
Mutton dagger
as in "Buddy, you oughta just do her in with your mutton dagger."
Kojak
as in "The date was lame. I just dropped her off and wnet home to strangle Kojak."
Banana
as in "Hey sweet thing, how 'bout you let me the monkey a banana."
HalfHour