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Top Ten Things a Photographer Should Never Say to an Escort...
Kelsi See my TER Reviews 1550 reads
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10.  Package fees for shooting 1 outfit are 20% ​of your fiscal income... 2 outfit  change is 25%... 3 outfit change is 30%...

9.   All the Photoshop in the world isn't going to make you look the age your ads claim.

8.   All packages require nude shots & are the sole property of this studio.

7.   On second thought, put your clothes back on.

6.   We also have a package for low budgets, which consists of someone else's photos, to avoid the studio & outfit fees.

5.   A pre-shoot consultation is included with your package & can be scheduled at my apt any night this week.

4.   OK, for this one, I think it's only appropriate you show us some titty.  

3.   Providing an illustration of what your sessions consist of will give me a better understanding of how to shoot you.  

2.   I'm building my portfolio & want to add a sexy escort picture.  Do you know of anybody?    

And the No 1 Thing a Photographer Should Never Say to an Escort...
1.   The only form of payment we accept is trade of services*.  
*All cancellations result in a loss of your full deposit.

Jazz Jewel See my TER Reviews 519 reads
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Posted By: Kelsi
10.  Package fees for shooting 1 outfit are 20% ​of your fiscal income... 2 outfit  change is 25%... 3 outfit change is 30%...  
   
 9.   All the Photoshop in the world isn't going to make you look the age your ads claim.  
   
 8.   All packages require nude shots & are the sole property of this studio.  
   
 7.   On second thought, put your clothes back on.  
   
 6.   We also have a package for low budgets, which consists of someone else's photos, to avoid the studio & outfit fees.  
   
 5.   A pre-shoot consultation is included with your package & can be scheduled at my apt any night this week.  
   
 4.   OK, for this one, I think it's only appropriate you show us some titty.    
   
 3.   Providing an illustration of what your sessions consist of will give me a better understanding of how to shoot you.  
   
 2.   I'm building my portfolio & want to add a sexy escort picture.  Do you know of anybody?    
   
 And the No 1 Thing a Photographer Should Never Say to an Escort...  
 1.   Option One:  A deposit of your total package charges is required & due at the time of booking*.  Option Two (Recommended):  We also offer a discount when swapping services as payment, due before the shoot*.    
 *All cancellations result in a loss of your full deposit.

mdaz 98 Reviews 357 reads
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Kelsi See my TER Reviews 419 reads
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Well, I think the ladies understand what I mean by photographers that are frequently contacting us requesting trade for services, sadly (among other professionals, i.e. pilots, massage therapists, etc.).  But I find great humor in this fact.  

I was hoping to generate other variations to this top ten list, such as the list I had going last year of "the top ten things you never say to a hooker"... those responses were hilarious!  In fact, I think Half Hour should start his own list pertaining to the industry, b/c that is one hilarious guy!

Iamapillarofsalt 428 reads
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First off this is total tongue in Cheek. These are things learned over years. Too all you good girls out there HELL YAAA. Love u all.

Top ten things that confuse me about providers.

10) Why doesn't she look like the pictures?

9) Why does her kitty smell

8) Why do I have to wait X amount of time for u to answer my second call? Don't you want my money?

7) Why am I writing this list?

6) Why do the most exquisite women have to be so far out of my fucking price range? No, really I understand, but damn throw a dog a bone once in awhile. Call it donating to charity:)

5) Am I just confused?

4) Upsell.

3) Why am I so attracted to escorts?

2) Why doesn't every option in the services offered section say yes or may I have more please lol

1) WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY USE TER

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