Yes, my time has finally arrived but I am giving plenty of notice so those that I have not yet met, well, perhaps now here is the opportunity for a rendezvous with me.  I will be available through September but cum October I will no longer be seeing anyone.  I hope to make some new friends and say; "Cheerio" to others.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,

British Brook ox

I have known British Brook for some time now... She is the best of the best!.... Gentlemen don't miss out on this hot little ticket!... She is a good friend... Compassionate.... Sweet... And oh so sexy!..... I hope you have a chance to see her before she says goodbye!... I love this woman... And you will too!.. Treat her right.. And this British Vixen will rock your world!
Love ya girl!
Sincerely,
Brooke Banks

What's in a name?  I don't know, but I do know both of these Brook(e)s are both a lot of fun!

what does brett favre, george forman, and british brook have in common? they all retired once before and come back....see you in a few months....

I see you have a crystal ball, Madam Esmeralda.  Peer into the future much?  

BTW: British Brooke has not ever announced a retirement before, big Rich.  Perhaps you've got the wrong cookie.

oops my bad, got her mistaken for you....but she will be back....in a few months. lol

I thought that I was the only one with psychic abilities, although I see you have only wrote 1 review in your life, perhaps if you hobby more you might have nice, normal balls like the other gentlemen that use this board.  Also, for your information I promise I won't be available in a few months atleast not unless anyone wants a pregnant escort???? 2 for the price of 1, I think not, NOT MY STYLE!!!

I have enjoyed our time together and hope to have a few more erotic nights of passion before I commit myself to someone special
No ring on my finger yet so I can still be very NAUGHTY!!! I think me you and Sterling should have a PARTY IN MY PANTS and invite select few to join in. Hope to rock your world again soon.

Yes, and he can't tell the difference between a Sterling saying she will retire at least 20 times and  a British Brook who has mentioned retiring not once!




Maybe he can't tell any of us apart..."We all look the same"...maybe that is why the only one review. lol.


BTW:  I'm retiring.

Jeffrey I think its time for us to get together and do the WILD THING! lol, I'm so horny I need action...

We’ll have to give her some lashing for her retirement party.
All we’ll need is some wine and some good licks.

I have posted a couple of reviews here, sometime ago. I rarely post here, I do other places or list should I say. I find it to cumbersome to post here and it honestly is over rated. Those of us who network with each other know whos who. Like I said, see you in few months,like 9 maybe, give or take a couple, lol. Although, you might change your name to conceal it, to like, Sterling St. British Sedona Brook, lol.

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Comedy.....ha ha ha~

Glad you could manifest a good laugh at the expense of some of us who''s.   I  stand up for my best friend and you can rub my nose in my past exploitations. I reminisce at how fun all of this has been. I have really enjoyed my days with my friends of many years.  I have enjoyed all the travel and finer moments in life. I enjoy the freedom to raise my children and not feel the need to have a relationship.  Bottom line is, Brook is the closest friend I have ever had in my life. Many of you may never know what that means in our treacherous world.  She is close to me in a way none of my family or friends ever will be.  I love her much the same as my closest family.  You dare to cross her.  You have to cross me first.  So you can sling all the crap at me you want, but leave my loved one alone..........especially now. Piss off, "not so big -not so rich".  Sling your poo poo at someone more deserving.

Re: Comedy.....ha ha ha~

I am new on this site. I am in fact a fella who has never experienced this route before, but is badly needing and ready to take the plunge. I am 49, not bad to look at, in good shape,successful, and generous. I am going to seek someone who really likes me ( and vice versa ) and that I can see on a bi or tri weekly basis ( calendar, not number of people. But, the truth is that manners count for the most in life and denotes our and ours level of respect for themselves and us. I don't know either of these 2 ladies. Never met or talked to either. But their postings and responses have been not just ariculate, but classy. Big Rich's postings show a low self esteem, and also moderate intelligence. Big Rich has a little brain to go with a loud mouth. That is not an insult nor critisism of you Big Rich, but rather just a truthful observation. Ok...my 1st post ever and I wrote a damn novel and unrelated to the site purpose itself! Maybe I'm not so bright either Big Rich.

Im sure Rich made a simple mistake in which Brooke was which. lord knows i dont keep track either since my ability to care about the conundrum doesnt exist at all.
When you see the number of girls he's seen its understandable. hes been in the hobby as long as i have, He just doesnt post here often.

from what i recall brooke did retire once upon a time for about 5 minutes two or three years ago. With so many brookes, crystals, sedonas, tammys, snows, etc;its easy to get confused as to which stage name is which.

btw  rich didnt say anything deserving of your slinging your shit at him either he made a mistake in knowing one stage name from another both with the exact same use in identification...to whit none.

and now the cat is out the bag! We have been lovers for many many years and she does not want to share me with Bigrich anymore, lol.  I love her very much and we will be friends forever!
As for me returning to this business, hopefully that will NEVER happen since I don't think there is a section available yet on Eros or Phx 411 for senior citizens...

Hey! No matter what anyone says about you or your beautiful friend, I say, "Good luck and have a blast!"  However, please do me a favor: Please don't ever come back as "Toothless Tonya."  Remember?  

Shoot! If you're a senior citizen then I'm Granny Clampett.

Hugs,
Ciara



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With all this chivalry, pledges of friendship and tattle-tales of our racy love lives, I do believe I am feeling rather optimistic about human-kind  What seemed like an average day has taken the turn for an absolute fabulous day! Think I'll carry on with my tea and toast and go bask in the sunshine Ta ta! Wish you were here Brook.

Yes, it is I who got Brook pregnant while dealing her the long end of the strap on. In the heat of passion weren't using precautions and so now we're to be proud parents of our child. We are absolutely delighted with the news.  I urge those who use the strap on to not get careless with it.  Always best to put a hat on.

Thanks for your kind words ands wishes
No worries I won't use the name Toothless Tonya, lol, and you are by no means even close to Granny Clampett.  
Take Care,
Brook ox

Perhaps you can see me in a few months when I return, jk... I would love to see you before I take off to Never, Never Land.
ox Brook

Thank you, my dear.

My bones sometimes ache like Granny Clampett's, especially when I'm around Gethro. Oops! I mean:  Oh, what do I mean? I'm not from West Virginia, for goodness sake!

Who said Coyotes were a bad thing? Bring on the younguns, Jed!

Hugs,
Ciara

Geez Sterling, you act like I pissed in your cereal. I was only teasing. I wish her well and luck with her pregnancy. I just meant, like most providers, retire for a bit and then return. Thanks Moby for getting my back. So any how, good luck BB with your retirement. Did not mean anything mean, just kidding around. Sterling, smoke a joint and chill....

I am proud of my 2 incher.....and I do have money...lol

I couldn't stay away long from my friends(wink)

finally an honest provider...lol.

Lickety licks is all she gets for a gift (for retirement).  I might have to retire my lashings for a short while, but perhaps we should be in that final bash together?  It would be nice to tack you down and lash you as well!  Mr. Wonderballs~

I’d always love to be tacked down and lashed by you sweetie.

I never meant reference to your wanker (only your character) .  "Rich"ness of the greatest kind,  in my opinion, does not come from your pocketbook but the quality of life you have cultivated.  I'm sorry for making the jab I did.  It is not my job to take inventory of your life- nor do I have the qualifications of "GOD".   My apologies.

Carnegie Deli has nothing on this sandwich!  


BTW: Brook, I still think we should visit Manhattan (my favorite city) before  you retire.

I was just wishing her well and also joking with her.

Hugs,
Ciara

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lol, you crack me up! Thanks Sterling now I'm horny thinking about you doing me with a Strap-On!!!

Good luck lovely lady.  While we never really were able to get together, our talks were great and myself and my team wish you the best of luck in all you do!

Taylor and Club TLC

didnt take offense. I was only joking about the retirement thing. I didnt mean to upset you either with the name joke and such. My bad if I upset you too. I just meant that in this game there are few of us who actually "retire". no worries, good luck to your friend, and dont worry...you will find another doubles partner, lol. take care