I'm not new at this, but I just came across an ad where the young lady was offering a WIFE EXPERIENCE. Is this more than a Girl Friend Experience? Inquiring mind just wants to know.

She'll bitch and whine afterwards, never be satisfied with yout and nag you until you're blue in the face. Who wants that? LOL

put down the envelope, take out the garbage, fix the leaky faucet, paint the bathroom, pick up the kids at school, agree to go to her mother's house on Sunday, and then.....She has a headache.

More likely she'll bitch and whine before you get to the bedroom.

Once on the bed, she will want DATY for 45 minutes, then give a short BBBJ, and after a few minutes of missionary say "This isn't working for me." and expect you to be happy with a HJ.

As you get dressed to leave, she will ask you to give her a ride so she can do some errands.

It all depends on the wife, I think you will agree with me....

DA

I think that you'll agree with me when I say you're not in anywhere near an average position LOL

who likes average positions? lets see, 1 bed, FA , you and Misty, now that would definetly be ABOVE average   hehe

is that 1 bed, Tina Pink and Misty is not the WIFE Experience ...

unless WIFE stands for Wonderful Insane Fantastic Ecstasy

No garbage to empty or faucets to fix and painting to do.

No headaches to worry about just get your nut off and go home to put the garbage out and get the SO some Tylenol. What a hero we are.

Way to go guys keep up the go work and dont forget to pick up some Advil on the way home.

What a hero we are.

LOL

Reminds me of the old joke - What one food kills a woman's sex drive?  Wedding cake.

Wife experience = vanilla sex once per month, if you're lucky!

Sex is doggy style:  You beg and she rolls over and plays dead.

Then that might sound like alot more fun!

I used to offer my cold booty in the morning and called that sex!

teehee boy what TER has taught me!

DIVINE

What is the most fattening food?

Wedding cake.