Megan, dearest:

If I’m not mistaken, in one of your recent posts-that was a rather terse responds to one of mine-you referred to those who instigate most of the drama, dissonance and consternation on this board as a “gaggle of golden boys”. I think that is a cute and awfully appropriate title. It is a great label for those whom we often rant against; and, it is much more creative than, say, a “pack of dogs”, “sleaze ball scum”, or “shallow parasites”.  When I read that phrase, IROTFALMAO!!! It was great!!! Girl friend, it was absolutely great!!!

Geese are nice. They make decent, low maintenance pets. But, alas, their brains are small and they do have a temper, and they can be extremely loud. Geese try to intimidate those they fear. They flap their wings and honk when threaten or challenged. This can be bothersome but rest assured they are totally harmless.

Now, regardless of what you may think, you and I agree on most issues, and I truly enjoy your posts. As they say in this here old U S of A, you and I see eye-to-eye. Please, for clarification purposes only, and without naming names, would you outline the parameters of this population. What type of person, belongs in this “gaggle”? What type of “golden boy” fits your criteria to be a part of this group? I’m waiting for your answer with great anticipation.

I love you all and peace,

Sheika Fatima

P.S. Cleo says “Hi”…
P.P.S. I’ll admit I am a drama queen.  

Scientists have recently learned that you can double your life span by annointing your body in goose semen every day... the hard part is jacking off the goose.  

Maybe if you let the goose blow you at the same time, it wouldn't be so difficult

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Do geese have lips or are they all teeth?

If the latter, they are not getting their pecker any where near mine.

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some here would rather jerk the goose around rather than jerk him off and still charge premium NY, Vegas or LA dollars for that service. Those would be mostly the uninformed with selfish, greedy agendas.