Sorry, but I couldn't resist this one!LOL. I'm a goof ball, but you should all enjoy this one:  http://veepers.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=LfXjriRK2rgt3QKk3HSmAa

For the record  I am  not a goatfucker.  Yes I did a few when I was younger but no more.  You have labeled me a goatfucker and it is not true.  You are always wanting  pussy pussy pussy.  Well I tried my  cousins  cat  once  and it was  awful.  The damn thing had  tuna breath, scratched my hands then  bit me on the balls.   They got infected and swelled to three times normal till they looked like 2 golf balls.   No more pussy for me.  I am from a rich family and have  references.  Camels are the best when I need to hump.  You have had me stuck in this shitty cave for so long that I may have to call cluck-n-fuck for take out chicken.  But there will be no more goats or pussy  so stop calling me a goatfucker!

Stay away from frogs, too.  They'll give you warts!  Try a boa constrictor (if you like it really tight).  If you are really oral try a "blow"fish.  You are a rich man so you can travel the globe for your "game", "deer".