I think 1-2-6 but i cant concentrate because im laughing to hard

A woman wears her nicest outfit to a club and speaks only to those who she deems financially worthy. She finds the man with the deepest wallet and pretends to like him. He promises her a beautiful home with a white picket fence and a new car. A year later they have a fabulous wedding at a beautiful church and a great reception with an open bar.  She is very happy to have found a man whose labor she is able to benefit from. She enjoys her shopping and redecorating the bathrooms every other week. Now that she is financially secure she no longer feels it's necessary to wear all of that sexy lingerie that he loves so much.  As a matter of fact, she doesn't like having sex with him at all.  If he can't deal with it than she will just walk away with all of her jewelry from Tiffany's and take half of his sh*t.  

Is that prostitution??  

I'd say 1 and 6. Can you link to #6's reviews on TER, since she's so far below the going rate?

Let me add one more:

7) Repeat #4 for 3 years. Get married. Repeat #4 four more months. Then repeat #3 for 3 years. Get divorced. Get presented bill that works out to ~ $700/session for first 3 years. Then realize weight gain and hair loss due to #3 for last three years precludes #4 happening  any time soon.

Can someone explain what "free" is to me again?

LMAO_ROFL  

We had a saying in CA before i moved here with my buddy..... If its free you really dont want to so put it back before you get something.

Reality if we took the letter of the law to the mat so to speak everyone is guilty of sex in some way shape or form. Some of US just dont beat around the bush and talk in code like taking a girl to dinner $100 then to a dance club $200 after drinks and getting in. Then coming back home and more to drink probably better shit too $100 plus my rent, utilites, gas money, auto insurence, getting the car cleaned and time spent at $50 an hour from the time i got in the shower to go on this date.  I should be able to spend the night with any girl in phoenix for this rate or close to it. Or get a PSE for about the same.

Basically we are all guilty

The people working for McDonalds-Now THAT is prostitution!!!