Phoenix

Re:Which is prostiution?
coyotefan2 10 Reviews 4105 reads
posted
1 / 17

We all know tht we are again about to face another round of stings. I need to know the which of these are prostitution?

1) I give a girl $50 for sex

2) I give my wife $50 for sex

3) I take a date to McDonalds and a cheap bar and get no sex

4) I get all dressed up, buy the same date from #3 a nice meal, dancing, drinking and we have sex

5) I take a girl who I have NEVER had sex with to a nice Las Vegas hotel, give her gambling money, take her to the nicest resteraunts, clubs and casino's. I get more sex than I can handle

6) The girl from #5 and I come home. She will no longer provide sex. I give her $50 and get sex.

Which of these are prostitution?

danordanny 3637 reads
posted
2 / 17

I think 1-2-6 but i cant concentrate because im laughing to hard

Angelina77 4125 reads
posted
3 / 17

A woman wears her nicest outfit to a club and speaks only to those who she deems financially worthy. She finds the man with the deepest wallet and pretends to like him. He promises her a beautiful home with a white picket fence and a new car. A year later they have a fabulous wedding at a beautiful church and a great reception with an open bar.  She is very happy to have found a man whose labor she is able to benefit from. She enjoys her shopping and redecorating the bathrooms every other week. Now that she is financially secure she no longer feels it's necessary to wear all of that sexy lingerie that he loves so much.  As a matter of fact, she doesn't like having sex with him at all.  If he can't deal with it than she will just walk away with all of her jewelry from Tiffany's and take half of his sh*t.  

Is that prostitution??  

loverboy57 4443 reads
posted
4 / 17

Lets face it, moeny changes hands in one manner or another every time sex takes place.  In the end, every man pays for it.  Wonder if the sting will hit every home in Maricopa County.

seek1 3926 reads
posted
5 / 17

I'd say 1 and 6. Can you link to #6's reviews on TER, since she's so far below the going rate? :-)

Let me add one more:

7) Repeat #4 for 3 years. Get married. Repeat #4 four more months. Then repeat #3 for 3 years. Get divorced. Get presented bill that works out to ~ $700/session for first 3 years. Then realize weight gain and hair loss due to #3 for last three years precludes #4 happening  any time soon.

Can someone explain what "free" is to me again?

desertdivas See Agency Profile 3642 reads
posted
6 / 17

...that's just wrong;) lol

danordanny 3433 reads
posted
7 / 17

i gotta think about that one for a day or two

luv`nlife 5 Reviews 3828 reads
posted
8 / 17
modprod 134 Reviews 4565 reads
posted
9 / 17

Hey  that sounds  like my first  wife!

IkneadU See my TER Reviews 3119 reads
posted
10 / 17

when it comes to sex. When it comes to getting laid money always figures in somewhere LOL ;o)

It's funny how you can sell your blood, you can sell your eggs, you can sell parts of your body but not the use of it for something as wonderful as sex? What a twisted bunch the western world is. In a country that values freedom so much it's amzing that we're so sexually oppressed.

sbjohnwe 13 Reviews 3557 reads
posted
11 / 17

LMAO_ROFL  

We had a saying in CA before i moved here with my buddy..... If its free you really dont want to so put it back before you get something.

Reality if we took the letter of the law to the mat so to speak everyone is guilty of sex in some way shape or form. Some of US just dont beat around the bush and talk in code like taking a girl to dinner $100 then to a dance club $200 after drinks and getting in. Then coming back home and more to drink probably better shit too $100 plus my rent, utilites, gas money, auto insurence, getting the car cleaned and time spent at $50 an hour from the time i got in the shower to go on this date.  I should be able to spend the night with any girl in phoenix for this rate or close to it. Or get a PSE for about the same.

Basically we are all guilty

webguy04 11 Reviews 4395 reads
posted
12 / 17

You told me you would never share this with anyone.........

Dirty Wayne 22 Reviews 3487 reads
posted
13 / 17

Well.. here's my thoughts...

#1 I'd like her phone number!
#2 I don't need another wife!
#3 Can we make that Burger King?
#4 I'll stick with #1
#5 You must have taken my "Ex"!
#6 That was my "Ex"!!

AzBlonde See my TER Reviews 2993 reads
posted
15 / 17

The people working for McDonalds-Now THAT is prostitution!!!

AssistantZoe 3728 reads
posted
16 / 17

According to Arizona law, you ARE allowed to give your wife money for sex...the prostitution law makes that distinction.    

As always, though, the only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free is a lot more expensive.

BuckNekked 1 Reviews 3332 reads
posted
17 / 17
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