I'm not an avid poster to the discussion board, but I thought this was kind of funny...

Southwest Airlines has the Answer . . .

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window)turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told
her son to ask the Flight Attendant.

So the boy asked the Flight Attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The Flight Attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes she did."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no
baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.  Have your mother explain that to you."



NFA