who wants her to do it, or how to make her do it rather

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter,
and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes
the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"



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very good Anna, always enjoy a good joke. any more? Victoria

this?


A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears
an awful scream. "What was that!?" she asks. "Oh don't worry," St. Peter replies, "That was the person before you getting the holes drilled
in their back for their wings." "Ouch," she blurts. Again she hears another ear-shattering scream. "Now what was that?" she inquires. St.
Peter responds, "The same person was getting holes drilled in their head for a halo." Terrified the woman looks St. Peter in the eyes and says, "I think I'd rather go to hell." He responds, "No, no you don't want to do that, you'll be raped and sodomized there!" The woman pauses and replies, "Well, at least I already have the holes for that!"

* * * * * * * * * *

One night a 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 yr old husband in
bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony
of their 20th floor assisted living apartment...killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on charge of murder. The judge asked her if she had anything
to say in her defense. She began coolly, "Yes, your honor, I figured that at
92, if he could have sex...he could fly."

Those are GREAT Anna might have to borrow them very funny......