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Re:Something has happened to this board.
sheika fatima 2939 reads
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What has happened to this board, what has happened?!?! Hmmmmmm, let me think???  Hmmmmm, why yes that's it; I think I've finally figured it out. It has to be those secret Arab terrorist. They could be everywhere and anywhere. They could be lurking even now; watching this board and planning a take over strategy. Why, who knows; with their immense wealth and purported sexual proclivities (for males and females) they could be plotting to corner the market on the escort trade in the States. I sure hope LE is on our side.  I mean, who wants to work for a Mullah, or a Sheik, or a E’mir. Who wants to live in a harem with all those eunuchs. Yuck! Those Arabs may be rich enough; they may pay the big bucks: but, they’re all fat and hairy; they're married, and they smoke too much; and, besides, they make you do all the work, and they have no sense of humor at all, and they never show up on time, and they always want to introduce you to some cousin or other who only knows two words in English *uck and bootie; and, they are all named Mo. We have got to be on our toes. Remember there's a war on. Loose lips sink caravans loaded with dope. Did I ever tell you about the time I had a date with a drugged out old man in a hidy whole who had $750,000.00 US in a suit case and extremely bad teeth, wow now that was one for the books; and, then, there was the time I was jet skiing naked in the Gulf, dodging paint balls fired from Fayed's yacht, etc.

BE24030 4 Reviews 3224 reads
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It has to be those secret Arab terrorist. They could be everywhere and anywhere. thats not very funny after all that have given their lives so you can laugh about it. Especially after this morning.   bad taste

moebius8 2064 reads
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3 / 6

it was posted 2 days before.....

jax04 2159 reads
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I'm sorry, but while I understand all to well what BE24030 is talking about, I haven't a clue what you are getting at. I have a feeling it has nothing to do with the incident in London today, but I guess your scary clever wit is going right over my head!  I don't think I'm alone on this one, but I'll happily admit to being a complete fool if I am.  Care to give us a hint as to what on earth you are talking about?
Jackie, TLC

terri kodie 1289 reads
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5 / 6

what does it have to do with the board!!!

Not at all in good taste...Just talking about terroists makes me sick!!!

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