What has happened to this board, what has happened?!?! Hmmmmmm, let me think???  Hmmmmm, why yes that's it; I think I've finally figured it out. It has to be those secret Arab terrorist. They could be everywhere and anywhere. They could be lurking even now; watching this board and planning a take over strategy. Why, who knows; with their immense wealth and purported sexual proclivities (for males and females) they could be plotting to corner the market on the escort trade in the States. I sure hope LE is on our side.  I mean, who wants to work for a Mullah, or a Sheik, or a E’mir. Who wants to live in a harem with all those eunuchs. Yuck! Those Arabs may be rich enough; they may pay the big bucks: but, they’re all fat and hairy; they're married, and they smoke too much; and, besides, they make you do all the work, and they have no sense of humor at all, and they never show up on time, and they always want to introduce you to some cousin or other who only knows two words in English *uck and bootie; and, they are all named Mo. We have got to be on our toes. Remember there's a war on. Loose lips sink caravans loaded with dope. Did I ever tell you about the time I had a date with a drugged out old man in a hidy whole who had $750,000.00 US in a suit case and extremely bad teeth, wow now that was one for the books; and, then, there was the time I was jet skiing naked in the Gulf, dodging paint balls fired from Fayed's yacht, etc.