After a long day at the office I start my commute home. The thoughts of the day begin to be replaced by the thoughts of a night of passion. You see it is my birthday and I know the wife must be planning some sort of adventure for me. We order in and have a nice quiet dinner. As we retire to the bedroom I am in anticipation of what the night has in store for me. There is a lit candle on the dresser so I know things are heading in the right direction. (or so I thought)As we snuggle in I wait for her to initiate the fun. A half hour later I realize that she is not going to initiate anything. (she never does so why did I think this night would be different LOL) As I mentioned before it was my birthday and come hell or high water I am gonna get laid. So I initiated and she accepted. Trying to make the best of this situation I work my way downtown. Upon first contact (at which time i thought things would heat up) My wife says to me...........Honey do you think we will be getting a refund on our taxes this year?   OMG SHE DIDN'T JUST ASK ME THAT. I can not belive that she is lying there thinking about our taxes. Ok actually I can believe that. What I can't believe is that she actually asked me this at this time. We finish the deed I roll over and think to myself, I have got to go see one of you gals really soon.

Reason # 41 I started seeing providers

Note this is a true story of my life from last night 03-01-05

And if it ain't the taxes.....it's the kids. You should have ended with a "Can I get an Amen" ??? To which I would have loudly responded.....AMEN !!! Bless all our wonderful ATF's out there. We guys aren't perfect spouses either by a long shot....but thanks for putting it out there through our eyes.
AMEN !!!

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i feel for you bud......i used to call it "wife" timing..at the least opertune moment some b.s drizzle would come out.....i solved it after 20+ years..300Gs and a trip to court and that  was that...do you know why divorces are so expensive?.. becuase there worth it!

Gee, you and I must be married to the same person!  Just kidding.  Not only that, but while down there, she routinely plays with her cat (Not the same one that I am playing with).

Go figure.

When you get that refund i think i know what you have in mind and find a nice girl and get laid...happy hunting..

After a long day at school, I find myself looking for a way to release stress. I walk in the door at home and go straight to my room where I rip off my clothes, lay on the bed, lean over to the nightstand and decide on my favorite vibrator, or something different to spice it up. I lay there masterbating and can't stop thinking about sex and everything about it... Giving and receiving, multiple positions... I'm playing with my nipples and fantasizing about how much better I would feel if my toy was real.... and could kiss back, and could make my skin tingle all over....

Reason #41 I started seeing clients.