A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.

He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
observes to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was
impressed.  

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the  money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is
impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She Tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

Have a great day everyone.

...noone will marry me...my lack of BOOBS!

I need a surgeon...help anyone...?

Ms M, Women with small or modest natural breasts can be incredibly sensual.  Some of our most popular PHX ladies fit that description.  Compared with the enhanced, un-natural, rock hard or totally fake appearances, you are a gem. Think long and hard before you mutilate your perfection.

I thought about a breast reduction about a year ago... and if I could go into some kind of Breast Donation business LOL. Decided that everyone is much more beautiful when they are natural. Don't you dare touch them Manae! The number of providers who stay natural is dwindling....

(But If I change my mind someday, I'd be willing to share mine with ya!)

...gave my share to you Tina...come to think of it...I'm still upset with Him about that.

Ok this may be only one guys perspective but beauty comes in many forms and it not always the breasts but the lady behind them that makes the whole package intriguing.  Having checked both of you ladies on the web neither of you have absolutely anything to worry about, granted two ends of the spectrum, but both still well within the wow category.  And generally I prefer a set of average natural breasts to spectacular enhanced ones.  when it comes to the hands on test, with very few exceptions I’ll take the natural.  If the boob fairies ever get to the point of matching that delicately subtle feel and gentle wilt I might line up in the other camp.  But for now let nature take her course, especially when she has her top off!

... on the average, I'd say wouldn't even THINK of complaining!

I've got $5,000. Will you marry me? And I'm a Saints fan.

Seriously, good joke and you're beautiful, but not in that order. (OK, so I'm serious challenged...have I mentioned I'm a Saints fan?)

I'll second that!!!

Have I mentioned that I am a die hard Cowboys fan...that was too cute and thanks guys for the sweet comments.

It was really a joke.  I am toooooo scared to mess with my little titties...I like my sensitive protruding nipples.  I think I will keep them just the way they are.