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Re:Magnum?regular_smile
VictoriaOfAz 2892 reads
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This really happened to me, an older guy showed up with 3 magnums what was really funny was he was on the small size so when we went to use it he was swimming in it....This was my new definition of an optimist gotta love a positive thinker.Victoria

Justanaverageman3053 reads

so I see a new provider last night.  So at that moment she pulls out the “Magnum” condom.  Never seen one before so I look at it and it says it’s a "large" sized condom.  Wow- I didn’t know I was a larger size guy.  Okay- my guess/reality- she probably didn’t have any other brands available or got them because they were on sale- but still an ego boost for about a ½ a second until reality set in when I was reminded I am just average- lol. But hey- it didn’t fall off….. I wonder if she does that to get better tips?  I will say this- not a bad condom in my book- the extra room did make it more comfy.  



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AZ Misty3188 reads

it's not the length of the wand
but the magic within it!!

So maybe you are better and/or bigger than you think and maybe she was hopeful.  Glad it gave you an ego boost but I hope she did more than that to you.  :)

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Justanaverageman1813 reads

all I can say is I am way beyond worrying about size at my age. One of the benefits of being middle aged is you are okay with what you got. You are so right though about the magic.  I do have to laugh, I keep seeing reviews of late where guys are commenting about their large size.  All I can say to that is- why do they feel compelled to show off to a bunch of guys reading a review is a little beyond me.  But then again- maybe if I did have a big one I would be the same- lol.  Hell- I am just happy it works when it needs to.  




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AZ Misty2399 reads

I can show you how it really can work and work well.  I have been told that I can make it work more than it ever had before.  Come see for yourself - give me a call and let's make some magic.

Misty
480-820-0300

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3centagos2492 reads

Loose comdoms do not feel right to me and are more prone to breaking in my experience because air gets trapped inside. I am personally not a 'magnum' man so I would rather be offered a 'regular' size.
I mean it might boost my ego if I were offered a rubber gloove  or a 5 gallon trash bag but it wouldn't allow for much sensation would it? ;)

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VictoriaOfAz2893 reads

This really happened to me, an older guy showed up with 3 magnums what was really funny was he was on the small size so when we went to use it he was swimming in it....This was my new definition of an optimist gotta love a positive thinker.Victoria

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